Say something nice about Mexico/Canada

We-Todd-Did

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We can thank them for the shelf in Kroger with real sugar coke, some cans of weird juice, and virgin mary candles. Pink marshmallows, too.
 
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mashburned

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BBN's 4 LIFE

Team Canada:
KYLE WILTJER
JAMAL MAGLOIRE
SHERAY THOMAS
BERNARD COTE
DRAKE

Team Mexico:
GIMEL MARTINEZ
DEVIN BOOKER
SAUL SMITH
KARL ANTHONY TOWNS
SONIA FROM HARBOR TOWN
 

bluthruandthru

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Yes!
Mexican finger pointing.
 

warrior-cat

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Shania Twain and Selma Hayek. That and they border the greatest country in the world. They got that going for them, which is nice.
 
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Lord_Crow

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Don't we own Canada? Like we annexed them or just said "we own you" or something like that? Pretty sure they have to do what we tell them to do.
 

Wall2Boogie

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Not quite, Canada is considered a British territory. For some unknown reason though, they portray themselves as a poor mans Canada using the French way from language to politics
 

LineSkiCat

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How'bout food?

-Mexican Food is great.
-Canada puts cheese and gravy on their fries.....sounds good to me.

-Yes, Mexican Food is quite awesome.
-No, Poutine is not as good as you think. Kind of gross. Makes you **** your pants.

Canada blows. Cold. Darker/depressing winters. ****** people. French people. Dollar doesn't go as far as it used to (I think it's close to equal now?). Montreal is a more expensive, yet crappier version of NYC. Not even sure how that's possible.

Canada is good for these things, and these things alone: Skiing and Strip clubs.
 

LineSkiCat

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Honestly, if anyone ever wants to go to Canada just save yourself the time and go to the Adirondacks. You can get all the wilderness, winter, outdoors, winter sports you need, that's 1-3 hours south of Montreal (closer to Kentucky), and everything is about 30% cheaper.

Just uh.. don't go to the stripclubs. They won't touch you, but you wouldn't want them to anyways.
 

starchief

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Mexico is such a fascinating place that nearly half of the Mexicans have chosen to live there. I guess that's a compliment.

A Pew poll showed that 33-35% of Mexicans would move to the US if they could. Someone pointed out that the reason that the number wasn't higher was probably because the other 65% are already here.
 

AustinTXCat

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Drinking a Red Betty Imperial IPA as I type this post. Brewed in Canada. 9% ABV. Not bad, eh.

 
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Mexican government does a great job at being completely corrupt and allowing one of the biggest drug lords in the country to escape prison for a second time. That's a compliment I suppose.
 

AustinTXCat

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Canadian coffee reminds me of another great thing about Canada: Tim Horton's.