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Scientists Accidentally Discover Solution to Global Warming

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DSmith21

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Man and overpopulation is the problem. We just need to nuke several pesky cities in the Middle East and the problem will be solved.
 
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JHB4UK said:
if you accept the proposal that increasing amounts of CO2 in atmosphere is in fact causing it to occur....then exciting news. even if the global warming stuff is bunk, still a great scientific breakthrough by our country.

Discover Efficient Process to Turn CO2 Into Ethanol
The process is cheap, efficient, and scalable, meaning it could soon be used to remove large amounts of CO2 from the atmosphere.
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"Big Oil" will have their wet-ops guys on the way to deal with these researchers in 3....2....1...
 
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backbeatcat said:
"Big Oil" will have their wet-ops guys on the way to deal with these researchers in 3....2....1...
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WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG. You guys aren't seeing the potential in this. F*** oil. You do realize this makes booze out of THIN AIR right?? This might be the most significant contribution to the universe since Jesus turned water into wine.
 
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Technology will solve this problem eventually. I'm tired of stressing until it happens.
 
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I thought this was the answer?

 
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d2atTech said:
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG. You guys aren't seeing the potential in this. F*** oil. You do realize this makes booze out of THIN AIR right?? This might be the most significant contribution to the universe since Jesus turned water into wine.
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Or since yoga pants were invented.
 
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Isn't carbon monoxide a much bigger threat than CO2? Couldn't we just plant more trees to take care of the carbon dioxide?
 
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DSmith21 said:
Man and overpopulation is the problem. We just need to nuke several pesky cities in the Middle East and the problem will be solved.
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A nuke in Turkey, the Levant, Saudi Arabia, and Afghanistan would clear up 90% of Earth's problems. After several hundred years when the radioactivity has dropped a bit we could even gentrify the area and sell it to all those millennial tech billionaires and reduce our 800 trillion dollar deficit that will most assuredly exist once Hilldawg becomes Madame President.
 
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FUMods

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Right out of Marketing 101 (James H. Donnelly would be proud).

1. Create an imaginary problem.

2. Create a solution for the imaginary problem.

3. Fat stacks yo.

Bet Al Gore is still laughing.
 
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JasonSpear said:
cut out Hillary's heart and mount it on a pole somewhere in Africa?... because that thang's cold as **** amirite ahahahaha
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spears, i think after the next couple seasons you are going to need add a third row to your sig pic.
 
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