SEC Shorts is back

[18IsTheMan]

Acting was a bit cheesier than usual, but a few funny digs at the obviously ludicrous nature of the current system.

"If you generate billions, why do you need my money?"....."That's billions for corporations, silly. The school's still gotta hustle."

"So if I give you my $40, that means I pay for a player that gets to play for the Bulldogs for 4 years?"...."Ehhhh, 60/40. 60% chance he stays. 40% change he hits the portal or his agent/dad blackmails you for more money 2 years later."

"A player can play at a different school every year?"....."Ah, so you've heard of TJ Finley in your time?"

"The SEC will always be teams like Georgia, Alabama, Auburn.."....."Missouri...yeah, it's all money-driven."

A bit goofy but captures how absurd the sport has become.

 

[will110]

Acting was a bit cheesier than usual, but a few funny digs at the obviously ludicrous nature of the current system.

"If you generate billions, why do you need my money?"....."That's billions for corporations, silly. The school's still gotta hustle."

"So if I give you my $40, that means I pay for a player that gets to play for the Bulldogs for 4 years?"...."Ehhhh, 60/40. 60% chance he stays. 40% change he hits the portal or his agent/dad blackmails you for more money 2 years later."

"A player can play at a different school every year?"....."Ah, so you've heard of TJ Finley in your time?"

"The SEC will always be teams like Georgia, Alabama, Auburn.."....."Missouri...yeah, it's all money-driven."

A bit goofy but captures how absurd the sport has become.

 

[Snake002]

Not their best

 

[Piscis]

The novelty has sort of worn off on SEC Shorts.

 

[18IsTheMan]

The novelty has sort of worn off on SEC Shorts.

Yes, not as funny as when it first came out. I think they still come up with 1 or 2 pretty good ones a year.

This one would not be good, except they pretty accurately highlight how absurd the modern game has become.

 

[SILVERSPUR-rier]

I think Matt Mitchell is pretty funny too...

 

[Spinal Tap]

It's the first Short of the season. Give 'em time. They'll improve. The talent's there.

 

[Gamecock Jacque]

It's the first Short of the season. Give 'em time. They'll improve. The talent's there.

Like training camp for SEC Shorts?

 

[will110]

I think Matt Mitchell is pretty funny too...

Matt Mitchell's SEC Rollcall is typically far better than the SEC shorts these days.

 

[KingWard]

These really are well conceived, though, even if they're getting somewhat passe'.