great advice. something to keep in mind is that when you work for a business (as opposed to owning your own) someone else signs the paychecks and you have a contract that protects your finances. in most cases, it's much more stressful to try to make payroll for other folks than to have a workplace that isn't fun or a boss that is a dick.
Self-employment suggestions?
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great advice. something to keep in mind is that when you work for a business (as opposed to owning your own) someone else signs the paychecks and you have a contract that protects your finances. in most cases, it's much more stressful to try to make payroll for other folks than to have a workplace that isn't fun or a boss that is a dick.
OP, instead of asking for ideas, how about you list the ones you've already come up with and let the Paddock **** on them, one by one.
I think that would make for a much better thread.
I think that would make for a much better thread.
[laughing]
He's already listed one. Office cleaning.
Zencat- got another idea for ya. Go around to various apartment complexes and offer services to come pick the trash up at resident's front door. 5 days a week. Offer the apartment complex a cut to force the residents into a new trash service that they don't even want.
Seriously though, like the others have mentioned, it's probably best to go with something you're passionate about, or have a lot of knowledge/experience with. You'd probably get some good advice around here if you came with something specific.
It's challenging but not impossible to start and build a small business with no experience, however for folks that have not had experience running a business a viable option is a Franchise. A franchise is sort of a cross between a business and a job. the Franchiser normally provides proven business plans, site selection, marketing materials, promotion & advertising, and in some cases name identity. Small business first year failure rates are nearly 90% but Franchises are only about 15%, so the odds are on your side. The downside of franchises, is you have to comply with their standards and operating procedures and of course, they take a small slice of the pie.
You might want to check out FRANNET:
You might want to check out FRANNET:
Buy a van and sell something out of it but if you fail you can live in it down by the river.
Start your own pallet repair service. It's pretty simple with low hours. Here's how it works. Get you a vehicle with will pull like a 16 foot trailer. Go around to all the factories and different business's that use pallets. Steal them. Then resell the pallets to a distributor. When someone catches you stealing the pallets just give them some lame excuse like, "so and so told me I could have these pallets because they were scrap." And don't worry about the police or going to jail. Even when someone shows the police a video of you stealing from them on their CC Security system, and you take them to where they are storing the pallets you stole, they won't do a damn thing about it. At least that's how it works in Elizabethtown.
When gas hit $4 per gallon and everyone was raising hell, people were still eating out instead of at home.
Captain Forehead speaks the truth...you leave one skid outside they swarm like bees.
"Oh don't you remember me? (No)
"John said it was cool" (John was fired 8 years ago)
"Oh don't you remember me? (No)
"John said it was cool" (John was fired 8 years ago)
John was an ******* too. No wonder he got fired.
Apparently there's a pretty high demand for "rustic" wine racks made from ****** scrap wood soaked in methyl bromide.
Are you friends with any girls who have big boobs? If so, try this idea.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...rre-messaging-services-proves-hit-Russia.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...rre-messaging-services-proves-hit-Russia.html
Here's a site with some information on some franchise opportunities:
http://www.entrepreneur.com/franchise500
I think one of the reasons there first year failure rate is so low is that many require you to have a large amount of cash on hand or a credit line available to keep you afloat.
http://www.entrepreneur.com/franchise500
I think one of the reasons there first year failure rate is so low is that many require you to have a large amount of cash on hand or a credit line available to keep you afloat.
Maybe, but the bigger advantage is they have a proven business model that is working in other locations. That makes it easy to replicate in other locations with close to predictable results. Of course there are good and bad franchises but the good ones are so well thought out and proven that failure is almost always due to inept management on the part of the franchisee not due to anything lacking on the franchiser side.
The cash on hand requirement is not what causes the failure, it's actually meant to help prevent failure. It does however, prevent, and rightfully so, people from ever getting a franchise license to begin with.
I sold my last business which was not a franchise and retired. However I now do volunteer small business counseling and mentoring for a non profit so franchising is something I am somewhat familiar with.
Anyway, I'm not sure if I would call any business easy, it's going to require a lot of hard work, but with a franchise you have an organization to support you whereas if you start a biz on your own - it's all on you.
Can't remember if you said before...what University if you don't mind me asking?
What about one of those webcam sites? You could get paid to jerk off while some fat/ugly chick watches.
Entrepreneur is great. I read it often.
OP, check out Low Cost Business Ideas. Should find plenty of good stuff.
My last biz involved eCommerce and business services. Yes I'm a SCORE counselor.
Buy a couple of lawn mowers at walmart along with a couple of gas powered weedeaters. Buy yourself a cheap riding mower while you're at it. Cost of around $1k. If you have a pick up, you can haul the rider. Hire a couple of middle school kids to help you. Go around knocking on doors. Find out what they paid to have their grass cut last year. Under cut the price by $5. After the competition dies off, raise your price.
I know guys around here that mow from March through Oct and have enough money to live in Fla for the winter.
I know guys around here that mow from March through Oct and have enough money to live in Fla for the winter.
Somebody else mentioned Rodan and Fields. I know a guy making $30k/year but his wife is now making over $10,000/month selling Rodan and Fields. If you're married it may be something worth looking into, especially if you or your wife know a lot of people.
OP, here's an idea that a couple British entrepreneurs are running with: selling smog-choked Chinese some fresh English air. They claim to have sold 100 jars at $115 each. Watch the video. You might compete with some fresh Kentucky air gathered way out in the country. Hey, exports are good!
I've said it before and I'll say it again. It matters not what we have, but rather how well we utilize what we already have.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. It matters not what we have, but rather how well we utilize what we already have.
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I have a friend that was a fire fighter. He had a side business of washing windows. Ended up selling it and made good money with it while he had it.
I have a cousin in FL who has operated his own window cleaning business for over 40 years. His primary money makers are private homes, especially elderly folks, and commercial accounts where he cleans storefront windows weekly on a morning route. He's earned enough $$ over the years to purchase 4 houses, two of which are currently rented.
Funeral Home .... Everybody uses one at least once.
Mark up is outrageous
Mark up is outrageous
If you could get one into your kitchen. Man, that would be awesome. Cook Aunt Edna and a '16 inch pizza at the same time
I am thinking cremation only / doubles as a big *** pizza oven.
Edit: Oh, and have delivery!!!!
hahha
Well, you know during deaths no one wants to cook... Ashes and pizza is awesome
I tried to talk our Funeral Director into buying a local bank building and having a drive through visitation..... For you "mourners on the go"
To his credit he really does have to much class for that. But we got a good belly laugh out of it.