She really loved that Apple Watch
- Thread starter CaptainBoogerBuns
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First, what in the hell happened that her watch flew into the toilet? Second, that thing would be gone forever if it was mine...there's no saving anything lost in a public outhouse.
Apple Watches are already ridiculous and annoying. Yeah, toots, you already didn't spend enough time staring at your phone like a soulless banshee and you really needed to strap it to your wrist.
Glad someone literally bathed in **** over one, tbh.
Glad someone literally bathed in **** over one, tbh.
Many, many years ago, my papaw in rural Kentucky used to tell this joke.
Two men are sitting in a two-seater outhouse. When the first stands up, a bunch of change falls out of his pocket into the hole. He looks down mournfully, then pulls a five dollar bill out of is pocket and throws it in.
"What the hell did you do that for?" Asks the second guy.
"If you think I'm fishing around in there for 35 cents, you are crazy."
I'm glad we have progressed to a society where police issue public safety announcements against such activity.
Two men are sitting in a two-seater outhouse. When the first stands up, a bunch of change falls out of his pocket into the hole. He looks down mournfully, then pulls a five dollar bill out of is pocket and throws it in.
"What the hell did you do that for?" Asks the second guy.
"If you think I'm fishing around in there for 35 cents, you are crazy."
I'm glad we have progressed to a society where police issue public safety announcements against such activity.