Shocking news!

[Euell]

Teddy Allen has entered the transfer portal seeking his sixth college team. The lunatics are running the asylum.

 

[Rootmaster]

Teddy Allen has entered the transfer portal seeking his sixth college team. The lunatics are running the asylum.

Well he is on target to earn his degree in 2031.

 

[WVUALLEN]

Probably going to Texas to play with his brother.

 

[mountaineermaniac34]

Come back home. Why not? This is the new normal.

 

[WVUALLEN]

Come back home. Why not? This is the new normal.

Will we supply free psychotic meds as part of his NIL?

 

[mountaineermaniac34]

Will we supply free psychotic meds as part of his NIL?

We need to find a pharmaceutical company that will pay him 250K per semester and have him speak at national sales meetings.

 

[GhostofGraves]

He's also declared for the NBA draft. Everybody wants Teddy Buckets. Except WVU. We ran off the WAC Player of the Year. West Virginia, Wichita State, Western Nebraska CC, Nebraska, and now New Mexico State. Nobody knows how to handle a player with this much ability.

 

[Euell]

He's also declared for the NBA draft. Everybody wants Teddy Buckets. Except WVU. We ran off the WAC Player of the Year. West Virginia, Wichita State, Western Nebraska CC, Nebraska, and now New Mexico State. Nobody knows how to handle a player with this much ability.

Nobody knows how to handle this "head case."

 

[The Bell Tolls for Thee]

Nobody knows how to handle this "head case."

Root and Bucky know their way around the head. Pretty good with the shaft too.

 

[locustwv]

This whole portal thing has become a **** show. So sad!!