Real tough guy here. In my experience, when push comes to shove, the dudes that talk the toughest end up being the biggest bitches.
Skin tags and other old people problems.
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I did the dental floss method on 2 of them. Was slightly uncomfortable but after a couple of days the first one dried up and eventually came off. No sign of where it ever was.
The second one was in the underarm area and was kind of large. I made sure to pull on the floss to keep it tight. It turned purple and wouldn't go away as fast.
I ended up rubbing over it and layers of it came off until I got to the center where it was dried up. Was taking a while to fall off so I clipped the hard piece off and it ended up going completely away as well.
Most of the ones I get are in areas where clothes rub like around the shirt collar and the underarm of the shirt. I have a couple on my back I can't reach and will one day just have a dermatologist remove then.
I used to laugh at the old men who stood at the urinal for far too long..
Sure enough 34 hits and I can no longer just pee and immediately tuck my wiener back into my underwear. No. I have to wait, give it a shake, empty it out. Because apparently the hose empties that last 5% after a few minutes.. wtf is that?
Sure enough 34 hits and I can no longer just pee and immediately tuck my wiener back into my underwear. No. I have to wait, give it a shake, empty it out. Because apparently the hose empties that last 5% after a few minutes.. wtf is that?
You can wiggle and jiggle and jump and dance
But those last few drops always fall in your pants
Compound W did the trick. Nasty *** skin tag froze and fell off after a week
Caved in a bought a few pair of boxer briefs with the hammock built in to support the boys. So far so good.
The moral of the story is never tell a doctor that you have skin tags or they will shoot numbing stuff into each one, cut them off and burn your skin. OH. And they might still come back!
I just paid $50 to be tortured. Turns out I’m not into it.
I just paid $50 to be tortured. Turns out I’m not into it.
I watched an entire episode of Chicago Fire after SNL last week. Could've been the gummy's fault, but I don't want to get sucked in to hour-long network dramas. If I ever watch a full episode of NCIS I'm telling my kids to go on and put me down.
I just got steroid shots in both knees last Friday. So far, they feel a little better, but still hurt like hell most of the time.
I had one knee replacement over 20 years ago due to an on job injury; I was 38 at the time. I had to have the other knee replaced in August of last year due to relying on it over the last 20 years.
I have 3 fractures in my left foot, and I have to have nerve ablation done on my lower back every 6 months, along with injections in my sacroiliac every 6 months.
I had neck surgery 5 years ago. I also have to have injections in my left shoulder every 6 months.
While I was recovering from my recent knee replacement I was diagnosed with kidney cancer and had that surgery in March. I live on pain medication to get me through each day, but wish Kentucky would legalize marijuana because it really, really helps.
Through it all I still work full time, although I'm not sure how much longer I can keep going. I know that there are people who are in much worse shape than myself and I try to keep that in mind.
I'll be 60 in October, so I suppose I am considering old, lol.
No, Kentucky will, in all likelihood, be the last state to go that route. For a short time I had a connection who could get the good vapor THC cartridges, but that has since dried up, much to my dismay.
I see this is an old thread but OP, just go to a dermatologist. Tell them they get caught on your clothing and hurt.
I'm not even old and got one on my eye lid. Dermatologist was able to cut it off.
I'm not even old and got one on my eye lid. Dermatologist was able to cut it off.
Illinois is your friend. I live in the middle of Iowa and will make the three hour trip to Illinois about once a month.
I've been told Virginia is legal as well and has dispensaries, which might be closer for me. Sucks having to make that drive like you do, but I'm sure it's worth it.
Cut one off a dog with a razor blade the other day and he didn’t seem to mind. Was the size of a fat tick. Sliced clean off.
Apple Cider Vinegar soaked on a small cotton pad under adhesive tape, at night, for as many nights as needed until the tag falls off. I don't think it really took that long. I remember reading this somewhere but haven't tried it. Look online to see if you can find the article or YouTube.
Seborrheic Keratosis
Weird little patches of skin appearing on my back, and on my forehead. Slightly discolored. And they feel rough to the touch, almost like a scab. Family doc said they’re no big deal. Most people get them after age 60. Partially genetic, partially from sun damage. Going to have a dermatologist check me out soon, just to be sure.
Weird little patches of skin appearing on my back, and on my forehead. Slightly discolored. And they feel rough to the touch, almost like a scab. Family doc said they’re no big deal. Most people get them after age 60. Partially genetic, partially from sun damage. Going to have a dermatologist check me out soon, just to be sure.
I got a long wooden stick bait hung in a tree limg once. I yanked and pulled and it came hurtling at me so fast it whistled. So I ducked and crouched, and BAM!! It hit me in the side and arm. All 3 treble hooks penetrated my shirt, and skin leaving me hunkered over until I could get back to the dock where my Dad had to cut my shirt off just to get to the hooks!! Luckily he had lots of experience getting gooks out of me because I did it often. Barely felt it.
Give it up for Hammer Toe! Woop Woop! Think it just happens to old people???? Happy birthday mother f$&@er!
Yep! On top of everything else, I have one of those SOB's as well.
Anyone have any change in how well your tongue can handle spicy foods? Just regular Old El Paso taco seasoning tears my tongue up. That’s sucks more than the skin tags.