SNACKDOWN - Best Soft Drink - *The Finals*

[funKYcat75]

It all has led up to this. The fan favorite vs. a true darkhorse. By this time tomorrow we will have our champion .

Coca Cola has gone wire-to-wire through the first three rounds and has looked unstoppable despite a relatively close semifinal match up. All in all there have been 111 votes cast for Coke throughout the tournament. Can this run to the title continue?

A&W Root Beer has taken down some of the greats and narrowly defeated the local tea, Ale-8-One. Only 78 votes have been cast for everyone's favorite root beer, but it has come through the rounds so far and is one step away from the championship.

 

[-Mav-]

Ummmm, what with the coronas and all, shouldn't this poll be suspended until further notice?

 

[mashburned]

Cancel the damn tournament. COVID-19 rules say so.

 

[funKYcat75]

Never. We will proceed.

 

[Uk2k4]

How the hell does root beer make the finals? Committee/seeding/regions suck. Was Mitch the head??

 

[-Mav-]

Never. We will proceed.

You willing to risk being forever known as "Wuhan Funk"? Cancel the damned poll before you infect us all.

 

[funKYcat75]

How the hell does root beer make the finals? Committee/seeding/regions suck. Was Mitch the head??

Feel free to look through the threads.

 

[-Mav-]

Actually, now that I think about it, "Wuhan Funk " would make a great name for a post-apocalyptic rock band.

Carry on.

 

[OldEvilleCat]

Going with A & W....promised loan forgiveness. Never Coker!

 

[WildcatFan1982]

Root beer is far better than Coca Cola

 

[UKGrad93]

Dr. Pepper

 

[TortElvisII]

This is like the 96 Cats versus the Caldwell County 8th grade girls.

 

[UKGrad93]

Actually, now that I think about it, "Wuhan Funk " would make a great name for a post-apocalyptic rock band.

Carry on.

Sounds like a Warren Zevon line.

Something, something
Wuhan Funk
Ahooooook

 

[John Henry]

Where I live everything is called Coke. This is not a fair fight. Coke rules the world. If you want a Pepsi you still say, let's go get a coke. That is just the way it is.

 

[rudd1]

Sounds like a Warren Zevon line.

Something, something
Wuhan Funk
Ahooooook

-im planning a zevon cover band. We're gonna be called "That sonofabitch Van Owen".

 

[magic8ball]

Coke by a trillion miles!

 

[Ryan Lemonds Hair]

I refuse to even vote because Higgins screwed Ski out of the title. And any person who voted for Fanta over Ski needs to be forced to watch The View 24 hours a day with their eyes taped open.

 

[Punkin Puss]

Fanta was made for the German Nazi's.
Bunch of fascist pick it over Ski.

Slaw-burger, fries and a bottle of Ski.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Committee/seeding/regions suck.

This ^^^^^ can be said about each and every voting poll that Wuhan Funk posts on this site.

#rigged

 

[funKYcat75]

This ^^^^^ can be said about each and every voting poll that Wuhan Funk posts on this site.

#rigged

Feel free to read back through the threads for any inconsistencies or bias. You will find none. The process was completely transparent.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Feel free to read back through the threads for any inconsistencies or bias. You will find none. As per usual, the process was shady and the poll completely rigged.

I concur.

 

[funKYcat75]

I concur.

Mods, please ban for no-March-Madness-induced acute bitchiness.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Mods please ban Wuhan Funk for his complete disregard for the public’s safety by keeping this contest active.

 

[Lempface]

Everytime I taste Coke all I can think of is old people who only drink Coke and their Coke breath. That has to be one of the worst smells in the entire world. I'd rather smell the weebs at a gaming cosplay convention.

 

[funKYcat75]

Congratulations to the Paddock soft drink champion, Coca Cola!

 

[-Mav-]

Congratulations to the Paddock soft drink champion, Coca Cola!

Thank you, Catpaw friend. Our spirits needed that during these COVID-19 darkened days.

 

[wildcatsboston1984_rivals]

Both options are trash but root beer of all varieties is even worse than Coke.

 

[Dig Dirkler]

Both options are trash but root beer of all varieties is even worse than Coke.

You're a filthy, ignorant *****.

 

[wildcatsboston1984_rivals]

You're a filthy, ignorant *****.

Thank you.

Dr. Pepper would have been a far superior choice.

 

[funKYcat75]

Thank you.

Dr. Pepper would have been a far superior choice.

Sounds like someone should have voted.

 

[Rebelfreedomeagle]

Congratulations to the Paddock soft drink champion, Coca Cola!

 

[wildcatsboston1984_rivals]

Sounds like someone should have voted.

Today was the first time I ever saw anything about a soda tournament.

 

[DSmith21]

None of them taste as good as they did back in the 70's and 80's when they were made with sugar instead of corn syrup. Orange Crush and Grape Nehi used to be a treat.

 

[TortElvisII]

Congratulations to the Paddock soft drink champion, Coca Cola!

The juggalos made one shining moment...[roll]

Insane Clown Posse I guess. That was great.

 

[-Mav-]

None of them taste as good as they did back in the 70's and 80's when they were made with sugar instead of corn syrup. Orange Crush and Grape Nehi used to be a treat.

Get some Mexican Co-Cola dude, they still make it the old-fashioned way.

 

[funKYcat75]

Thank you, Catpaw friend. Our spirits needed that during these COVID-19 darkened days.

And you wanted me to cancel for the virus.

Keep Calm
And
Vote for Soft
Drinks

 

[funKYcat75]

NSFW (Language)

 

[mdlUK.1]

How the hell does root beer make the finals? Committee/seeding/regions suck. Was Mitch the head??

Ice cold root beer is great!

 

[blubo]

Vernor’s ginger ale, in glass bottles.