So, about the 3 sea shells

[morgousky]

Any good theories about how this actually worked. Could be useful knowledge for the future of progressive bathrooms.

 

[funKYcat75]

All three in the butthole.

 

[Kooky Kats]

All three derp. Derpettity de durp.

 

[morgousky]

I'm thinking you're supposed to implant the shell face up into tbe anus. Where the opening can take the poo, and use the outer shell to scrape away the sh*t. Mandatory shower after each movement.

But I'm not sure.

 

[Ron Mehico]

From what I understand nursing textbooks have charts in them that tell you not to make eye contact with the sea shells. They'll view it as threatening behavior and attack.

 

[morgousky]

From what I understand nursing textbooks have charts in them that tell you not to make eye contact with the sea shells. They'll view it as threatening behavior and attack.

Oh oh. Still in denial about this issue?

 

[morgousky]

I have no clue what anyone ITT is ****ing talking about.

 

[morgousky]

I have no clue what anyone ITT is ****ing talking about.

Hope this helps

 

[morgousky]

I guess.

That makes no sense whatsoever.

I choose to believe Rambo doesn't even waste time wiping his ***.

You've never seen demolition man? You must have been a poor before nursing. My momma got me all the new VHS videos as soon as they came out. 25 bucks every new release plus pizza and starburst on the way home.

 

[morgousky]

?

it's a movie. With rambo.

 

[Supreme Lord Z]

 

[Kooky Kats]

I guess.

That makes no sense whatsoever.

I choose to believe Rambo doesn't even waste time wiping his ***.

He's a fan of one-wipe Charlies... see other thread.

 

[Supreme Lord Z]

Spears spends 90% of his workday dealing with poop on the wall in one form or another and thus does not find any entertainment value at all in this thread.

 

[morgousky]

you said "must've been a poor before nursing". That some kind of play on sucking a mom's tit or something? I just don't follow ****ing jack **** anything you're talking about, to be honest, and I'm questioning if you're either drunk or mentally retarded.

Well F***, was aJoke about you being a male nurse. I've got a friend from college that's a Therapist, I F*** around with him and call him a male nurse. Drives him nuts especially when I say it in front of people. Didn't rub ya right, hell I probably said it wrong.

Drinking yes. I've been celebrating my second kid and successful career change. Only reason I'm drinking on a weekday fortunately.

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

... and I'm questioning if you're either drunk or mentally retarded.

This struck me as really funny for some reason... I may have to start using this. Thanks.

 

[IdaCat]

I was lost on this one too.

If you haven't seen every B movie, every stupid TV sitcom and effeminate Entertainment Tonight episode, you'll never know WTF the clowns on here are talking about.

 

[morgousky]

I dunno. Guess I just don't get it. Nothing I do resembles anything a nurse does male or female 95% of my work day. I work primarily in an outpatient clinic.

Anyway. Good effort, I reckon. Keep on turning em up.

Spear damn son, for someone who peddles in more ******** on this board you sure are being awfully literal today. It's a joke, a bad one sure, but a joke. You are NOT a male nurse, I believe ya.

 

[morgousky]

I was lost on this one too.

If you haven't seen every B movie, every stupid TV sitcom and effeminate Entertainment Tonight episode, you'll never know WTF the clowns on here are talking about.

Demolition man?

Well, F*** it. I thought it was one of the more common movies of the 90's. Stallone, what's her face, and dude from Adam Sandler movies. Guess I'm the only one.

 

[IdaCat]

Maybe it was. I'm a little behind. Still catching up from the 80s ****.

 

[morgousky]

Maybe it was. I'm a little behind. Still catching up from the 80s ****.

Yup....Takes a while for some to catch up from the 80's. I see it in the hair all the time in Indiana.

 

[-LEK-]

I think the preferred term is murse