Social distancing pickup lines

[rick64]

"Do you come within 6 feet of here often"
"Is that Purell you're wearing"
"I've got toilet paper"

So come on BBN, let’s hear what you’ve got!!

 

[jameslee32]

If I told you that you had a great body would you put your elbow against me?

 

[Blueisbest]

I'd like to violate the social distance rule to get a shot of that ***.

 

[-Mav-]

“Hey baby, I’ve got a vaccine for COVID-19. Blow me and I’ll inject you. “

 

[funKYcat75]

In these dark times we really should lean on each other for support.

 

[funKYcat75]

Girl I am asymptomatic and have had no direct contact with anyone infected with the virus.

 

[funKYcat75]

If we were to shelter-in-place, I would welcome your company for the duration.

 

[Xception]

Stay there, it can reach you.

 

[funKYcat75]

I’ll aim for your chest, I know you don’t want it NTI.

 

[starchief]

Hello. My name is Bob, and I have a job classified as "essential services" .

 

[kyblue'92]

“Hey are you the Coronavirus? Because you have an infectious smile that might just kill me because I’d struggle to be socially distanced from you.”

 

[Punkin Puss]

Remember to practice safe sex in these times.

 

[WildcatfaninOhio]

We should go back to my place for a 14 night stand.

 

[Elbridge]

I'm Doug Fieger. I wrote and performed "My Corona."

 

[OHIO COLONEL]

Reminds me of a club I went to a few times many years ago (may have been a fad in a lot of cities). Every table had a number on it (think they had numbered signs over all tables) with a phone on each table. If you saw a gal that looked good...you dialed up the number and started to chat. If it worked out she came to your table or vice versa. If not...hang up and try another number.
Kind of like pre-Facebook Harvard days.

 

[The-Hack]

“Honey, the Germans are reporting the ingestion of ***** is keeping their death rate low.”

 

[blubo]

Reminds me of a club I went to a few times many years ago (may have been a fad in a lot of cities). Every table had a number on it (think they had numbered signs over all tables) with a phone on each table. If you saw a gal that looked good...you dialed up the number and started to chat. If it worked out she came to your table or vice versa. If not...hang up and try another number.
Kind of like pre-Facebook Harvard days.

Been there. every time i called the voice on the other end said “wrong number.”