Something from your childhood that today’s kids wouldn’t know about

MegaBlue05

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Popping the clutch to start your car.

My freshman year of college I had an 87 Camry 5-speed and I broke the key off in the ignition. After a while the pliers I used to start the car wouldn’t turn the key past on. Soooo, for a couple months I would park on a hill and pop the clutch to get it started. I would either leave it running or not park anywhere with no hills.
 

NW50

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Naked women with bush and tanlines in movies and nudie mags

cracked magazine

cigarette vending machines

Fun dip

not being able to pick what you watched or listened to

being able to knuckleup without having to worry about going viral
 

Robcatt24

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Sep 17, 2005
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UK basketball players playing 4 years in college.

Also...


I almost died on one of these.

But man, you could jerk a hell of a wheelie on one.
 

bluthruandthru

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Walking to and from school. That's where all the fun was.

Pretty sure I started to walk by myself in 5th grade.
 

J_Dee

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Rotary phone.

Saw one the other day at the local Peddler's Mall...for $50. If they're actually selling for that much, I could go gather up all of the old ones my family has, stick $20 on each of 'em, and make a small fortune. :chairshot:
 

CB3UK

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I feel fortune to be an in betweener....so I understand and can adapt to all the new technology and am not oblivious and at the same time grew up without all of this nonsense and remember what it's like to do nothing but play outside and not plop in front of the TV.

I find myself using the internet pretty much for music and UK updates. Cut out cable entirely, it was a complete waste of money and time.

Making a concerted effort to go back to how things used to be generally....spend my time working out, playing music, reading books, watching or listening on radio to sports. Cut out the nonstop media sensationalist crap. And that God awful tripe on TV.

But I'm young enough to not be "old man yelling at the sky" yet old enough to remember how things were as a youngin in the 80s and kid/teen in the 90s and see how it evolved into what things are today. It really was better then. I prefer my 90s music but wish I'd been older in the 80s. The internet and social media really have changed society and IMO mostly not for the better.
 

CB3UK

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Even though they were really before my time so to speak (again...born in 83) I grew up with a record player/8track console. My folks music taste wasn't generally great, though there was some Chicago, Neil Diamond, Elvis, The Association....those are the albums I remember and/or kept myself.

But my point is, I knew how to operate a record player as a result, and going a few houses down to my buddies house as a young teenager in the mid 90s and putting on AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Foghat, Lynyrd Skynyrd.......I didn't even know about those bands or what station they were on. Our house was all news radio...WLAP or WVLK or Oldies 103.3 , Mix 94.5 or Kiss 96.9. And that feeling you got when you heard one of those albums come on, on a record, and had the stereo cranked the eff up......CD, tape, digital, none of it is the same. There really is magic in that wax.

So I really have an appreciation for a lot of ****** pop music and old 50s and 60s tunes that people today REALLY don't listen to.
 
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bluthruandthru

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Noted. I'll see your milk break and raise you a smoking area at the grade school for 6th, 7th and 8th graders and raise you every boy starting school with hands stained with tobacco gum.
All right. I'm all in with climbing ropes that went to the rafters with a bell at the top which made you have to take a hand off to ring it... and a thin gymnastics mat at the bottom to break your fall.
 

UK4number9

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Calling collect to your parents home and they not excepting the Charges as way to tell them you had arrived safely to somewhere so there be no Long Distance Charges.
I swear I think everyone did this.
How about calling a radio station to request a song then waiting for it to be played so you could record it.
 

KyCatFan1

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May 6, 2002
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Most of what I had in mind was mentioned already.

I remember when my dad got mad because he caught me watching the Playboy channel. He wasn't mad because I was watching Playboy channel, he was mad I knew how to rig the cable box and didn't tell him. Within a week we had a switch to flip back and forth between the normal channels and the pay channels.

My uncle worked for the local cable company and showed us a trick to get all the channels on the old slider box. You stuck a knife in the bottom edge of the box near the wire going into it and bend it back and the channel unscrambled. Then you just flip the box over and sit it where the knife stayed bent and in place.

I can still hear my dad saying “while you’re up, turn the channel for me.” Of course, I wasn’t up, and wasn’t even in the vicinity of the television.....

Sucked being the human remote control. At least there was only a few channels to choose from to limit the amount of time flipping through those channels.

Central Air being a “luxury”. Until I was about 12 we had only window units. One in the den and one in my parents’ room. We had those double fans that fit in the window and a central fan built into the ceiling. In other words, it was sweaty.

I spent many hours sitting at the kitchen table next to the window unit in the crappy little house we rented. Only air conditioning for the whole house. It did have this huge exhaust fan in the utility room that would pull air through the house when the windows were open and we didn't have the a/c on. The only heat it had was from a big vent in the hallway floor that heated the whole house.


All kindsa tapes...

I had a Tuesday morning tradition of hitting up Blockbuster as soon as they opened to get the new releases. Didn't want to wait until the weekend where it was hit or miss on whether they were all rented.

3 pages and nobody mentioning finding your dad's Playboy magazines? WTF?

Found my dad's porn mags in his closet and would check it out when I was home by myself. I always made sure I put it back exactly the way it was when I found it.

Aladdin’s Castle

River Falls Mall with the mega 2nd floor arcade/mini golf/movie theater

No greater tradition than going to the mall and spending hours in Aladdin's Castle while my mom was shopping. Even if I didn't have time to play I would glance in there to see if they got any new games.

I'll see your fluoride swish and raise you milk break.

I'll see your milk break and raise you an after lunch nap. Well not really a nap. Just had to put your head down on your arms on your desk and keep quiet for a little while. Of course someone would always fart to break the silence and get us laughing.

Also how about playing pencil break? Taking perfectly good pencils and taking turns trying to snap the other person's pencil. One of the few memories that I still have left from elementary school.

I'll add one more. How about having to write a letter, listen to the radio, use a phone with a cord, look up stuff in a dictionary, a set of encyclopedias, or go to the public library, or use folded paper maps to find your way instead of a smartphone?
 

Laparkafan

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Chuck E Cheese in Mall St Matthews

Spent countless tokens on TMNT Arcade game with a dozen people always watching to see what happened when you beat the final level
 
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