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Fleshlight.

I was introduced to the term on this board and then google searched what it was. Could be a decent time.

For prides sake I will keep using the girlfriend and right hand.
 

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Then there's this... Ennebi Italian Automatic Tool watch.

God (and some Italian dudes) only knows the price.
 

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Always wanted a professional grade kitchen. I would die for a big airhoodcand one of those griddles, but I would probably hate using it and cleaning it so....

One thing I always wanted was a Rolex and I would have never bought one, but my wife got a big bonus at work 3 years ago and went and bought me one for our 10th anniversary. I love it and wear it every single day.
 
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Another one I wouldn't mind if I had the space is this.



We eat a bunch of pizza at my house and would love to have a pizza oven with the conveyor on it.
 
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Fleshlight.

I was introduced to the term on this board and then google searched what it was. Could be a decent time.

For prides sake I will keep using the girlfriend and right hand.
The Fleshlight is the male equivalent of the Sybian for women. Game Changer. It can ruin your sex life (if you let it) if you don't implement a game plan to incorporate it into your sex life.

I recommend the shower mount, the iPad mount and at least 1 additional insert sleeve.
 

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If I had a man cave, something odd I would like to have in it is either of these.



I'd just settle for the man cave right now. I thought about buying a nice wood shed for a couple thousand and convert it into a man cave. I guess that would be odd as well, but much cheaper than trying to build an addition to the house.


I want the whole big-time Home Theater extravaganza! From this collection, I'd go with the Alien figure. My opening night would be an Alien Film Festival.

 

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Probably this although I LOVE Buckets truck as well.



Then this: (dad just got it, ridiculous)
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and this as well:
 

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Nothing like sleeping with those things next to the bed.


LOL! Noticed that, too.

Not sure what to think--- either a 20-something still living at home with thousand$ in that collection, but can't quite kick in for food and roof-over-head... or maybe a guy with a nice job, getting some strange chicks over for freaky role-playing?

Her: Eek! Oh nooooo... help me!!!

Him: Don't worry, Princess Lapdanceriah... I'll save you! Oops, looks like one of those aliens ripped a whole in your spacesuit yoga pants. I need to plug that breach, pronto! Chicka-bow-wow*
 
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A convertible land barge. And I will have one someday.

We restored a 1958 pink (Alamo beige) caddy when I was in middle/high school. Parents sold it when they got a divorce and I've always said I'd try to get it back some day. Wasn't a convertible, but it was an absolute behemoth.

Similar to this, but ours was actually 4 door.
 
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We restored a 1958 pink (Alamo beige) caddy when I was in middle/high school. Parents sold it when they got a divorce and I've always said I'd try to get it back some day. Wasn't a convertible, but it was an absolute behemoth.

Similar to this, but ours was actually 4 door.


Last year at a car show I talked to a guy who had a beautiful fully-restored Hudson... said he'd lost it in a divorce about 10 years before. Wife #2, who was there sitting beside him, told him to hunt it down and get it back.

I looked at her and said- "You guys did it in that back seat, didn't you?" She laughed and said- "Several times." Seemed like that guy struck gold the second time around.

You never know...

 

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UKSam is now the biggest POS on the Paddock, and that's saying something.

Willy, best of luck. I know you've put a ton of work into preparing for the events this weekend. A check is in the mail from the jamo0001 household.

Thank you brother, we're hoping to hit $500K this year.
 
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I want the whole big-time Home Theater extravaganza! From this collection, I'd go with the Alien figure. My opening night would be an Alien Film Festival.


My God, the predator would freak me out if you were somewhat drunk and woke up in the middle of the night and saw that.

To me, this is the ultimate dream for a movie fan especially Batman fans @UK_Is_Good

 
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My God, the predator would freak me out if you were somewhat drunk and woke up in the middle of the night and saw that.

To me, this is the ultimate dream for a movie fan especially Batman fans @UK_Is_Good




That. Is. AWESOME!!!

He had me at secret bookcase/door. ;)

It did look like the older boy wasn't as thrilled, LOL! He seemed a little bit like Ralphie coming down the stairs in the bunny suit.
 

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I want to apologize to the board, and Willy4UK you have said some weird stuff on here man so I assumed and I apologize. But to the naked eye it does look like her. Anyway just wanted to say that.


It's ok Uksam. You didn't know.

I regret calling you a terrorist.
 

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You can't afford to go fishing for your own food...that's horrible. You should start a gofundme page.