Sopranos >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Altos

funKYcat75

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Let’s settle this nonsense now.
Reasons why sopranos are better

- Better range. Typically sopranos can also hit the alto notes
- Prettier and more interesting.
- the supporting goons are all backups
- they get the melody
- titties are usually perkier. Altos tend to be 'sturdier' gals.
- it’s hilarious the way altos look at them. jelly.
- it’s iconic musical entertainment that will stand the test of time

Altos are a great concept, but when it comes down to it, a lot of dudes can hit those notes. They even sing stuff under the staff. Get real. No one is coming to a concert to hear someone sing 4 steps down ... boring. Kudos for being able to do harmony.

Altos just cannot stand toe-to-toe with Sopranos, but they're OK..
 
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DSmith21

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Agree on the perkier Soprano boobs. I would have to smash this Soprano (Kristen Chenoweth of Broadway & Hollywood fame). Pretty hot for 50.



 
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funKYcat75

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Nah, she's hot in real life. She's played a witch on Broadway and sang the part of a magical princess for Disney. She's found the magic needed for hotness. Needs to eat a sammich.
 

DSmith21

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Nah, she's hot in real life. She's played a witch on Broadway and sang the part of a magical princess for Disney. She's found the magic needed for hotness. Needs to eat a sammich.

Might need more than one. She is 4'11" and weighs 90 lbs.