Spider Bites

[herodotus6]

Looks like your lightning cable bit you. You now have the iZombie virus. There is no cure.

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

Looks like your lightning cable bit you. You now have the iZombie virus. There is no cure.

That was for scale, boys.

 

[herodotus6]

That was for scale, boys.

Denial is the first symptom of the iZombie virus.

 

[Get Buckets]

Wayne is a little tiny guy iirc.

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

I'm like a pro running back. 5'10 205.

 

[Get Buckets]

I'm like a pro running back. 5'10 205.

[eyeroll]

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

[eyeroll]

That height and weight is the most accurate thing I've ever said on this message board. 100% legit.

 

[UKserialkiller]

I'm like a pro running back. 5'10 205 with a 15 inch dick.

 

[herodotus6]

You left out a . between the 1 and 5, Willy.

 

[UKraziest]

Fingers looks like a row of 7/11 hotdogs.

Dinner bell @Btothe4th

 

[Kooky Kats]

Midgets have large penises. TS.

God's such a douche sometimes-or- sick sense of humor. Congrats and sorry, Wayne.

 

[herodotus6]

Midgets have large penises. TS.

God's such a douche sometimes-or- sick sense of humor. Congrats and sorry, Wayne.

It's all about proportion. It is really an optical illusion. 4 inches on someone 4 feet tall looks a lot bigger than 4 inches on a 6 foot tall guy. Don't be fooled.

 

[UKserialkiller]

You left out a . between the 1 and 5, Willy.

I like to give Wayne a bit of stuff, but I bet he does have that abnormally large penis. Prolly looks like Sloth from Goonies but packing John Holmes in the pants.

 

[-LEK-]

Was I the only one watching that cheering for it to come out, thinking, "oh, sweet relief?"

 

[-LEK-]

I like to give Wayne a bit of stuff, but I bet he does have that abnormally large penis. Prolly looks like Sloth from Goonies but packing John Holmes in the pants.

Not according to that hand pic.

 

[DSmith21]

Midgets have large penises. TS.

God's such a douche sometimes-or- sick sense of humor. Congrats and sorry, Wayne.

If true, this guy's parents had a ironic sense of humor when naming him. Peter DINKlage

 

[UKGrad93]

know who has abnormally large peckers?

The special eds.

It's true. I hearded about it.

QFT. Those retards pack donkey dongs.

 

[herodotus6]

Haven't heard from OP today. I assume the iZombie virus has taken over. Now he hungers for the brains of Apple geniuses, longing for the sweet touch of @_died.

 

[UKGrad93]

Dude had brown spots on his hand. Probably dead tissue which means gangrene has set in. Amputation may be his only hope if he's not dead already.

Or maybe the OP has super spider senses now. He should go jump off a tall building and swing from a web.

 

[UKGrad93]

Have you learned how to use your spidey powers yet?

 

[herodotus6]

Have you learned how to use your spidey powers yet?

Don't know, but from his last post, something else is tingling.

 

[P.PattersonISwalkingthruthatdoor]

Have you learned how to use your spidey powers yet?

if by "spidey powers" you mean "he wants to show his d to a bunch of dudes", then the answer is apparently "Yes".

 

[herodotus6]

if by "spidey powers" you mean "he wants to show his d to a bunch of dudes", then the answer is apparently "Yes".

That's where he shoots his "webbing".

 

[herodotus6]

Haven't heard from the OP in a while. Guess it was something he should have had checked.


RIP, OP

 

[Wall2Boogie]

I think the spider might of crawled in the op's cooter

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

Still alive, but there was been zero change in the two gang holes on my thumb.

 

[Get Buckets]

Still alive, but there was been zero change in the two gang holes on my thumb.

Porch lights for Wayne imo

 

[Supreme Lord Z]

Are your senses suddenly far more acute?

 

[herodotus6]

He's just been web slinging after getting his new penile-web shooting powers.

 

[TortElvisII]

Wayne after looking at photo my advice is don't buy any green bananas.