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Anon1711055878

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Taco Bell, **** faced, $78.32
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I'm talking when you're hungover or otherwise just don't give a ****. Combos are for losers and fries are fillers.

  1. Chick-fil-A: Spicy chicken sambo w/mayo and 6 tenders with Polynesian sauce
  2. McDonalds: 2 cheeseburgers and 10 piece nugget with honey mustard
  3. Wendy's: Spicy chicken sambo and 6 nuggets
  4. Any ****** Chinese takeout: 6-10 Crab rangoon, veggie lo-mein, and some sweet and sour chicken

I'm not obese, I promise.
 
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I have a love/hate relationship with deep fried mushrooms. Purveyor is mostly irrelevant, but the more mom-n-pop the establishment, the better, typically. Rural DQ's are always reliable.

Oh... and those GD deep fried pizza/taco puffs at gas stations and such. Rarely see them anymore, but it's really hard to walk away from them when I do, green apple trots and all.
 
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McDonald's #2 (2 cheeseburgers) with Coke, put some fries on the burgers, 10 piece nuggets, and a double quarter pounder wif cheese. McDonald's is awful but it takes me back to being a kid (HAHA YOU ORDER LIKE A KID YOU CHILD PERSON GROW UP AND EAT SOME REAL FAST FOOD CHICKEN NUGGETS HAHA WHAT ARE YOU 5!?!?!?! Lololhahaha /dK).

Couple thousand calories. Love myself while eating. Hate myself next day.

Limit myself to fast food one day a week. McDonald's is the dirty clap infested ***** I can't shake because she does it just right.
 
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Col. Angus said:
McDonald's #2 (2 cheeseburgers) with Coke, put some fries on the burgers, 10 piece nuggets, and a double quarter pounder wif cheese. McDonald's is awful but it takes me back to being a kid (HAHA YOU ORDER LIKE A KID YOU CHILD PERSON GROW UP AND EAT SOME REAL FAST FOOD CHICKEN NUGGETS HAHA WHAT ARE YOU 5!?!?!?! Lololhahaha /dK).

Couple thousand calories. Love myself while eating. Hate myself next day.

Limit myself to fast food one day a week. McDonald's is the dirty clap infested ***** I can't shake because she does it just right.
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Could have sworn you would have said '*****.'
 
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McDonald's: 10 piece meal, big *** sweet tea, double burger
Chick-fil-A: Sammich meal NO CHEESE, big *** sweet tea, 8-12 nuggets depending on if I have to share.
BK: (bottom of the barrel). Chicken fries meal, big *** sweet tea, nuggets or whopper
Any pizza place: eat until I hate myself, big *** sweet tea

Edit: real fried chicken isn't gluttony, it's a staple of my diet. I could probably give up everything else.
 
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+ cheesesticks, and now we're talking.

Mods, please ban funkycat for not putting cheese on CFA


-Also, these were featured over in Athens Greece, made me chuckle and think about you guys. We stopped in the last day for an Egg McMuffin, home was calling. I would have ordered (no ketchup & mustard tho, gtfo) just so I could post a pic if it had been lunch time.

 
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Steak n Shake- Frisco melt, cheese fries and an orange freeze. A mere 1,950 calories. FYI, the Frisco Sauce recipe is 2/3 Thousand Island and 1/3 French dressing.

 
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Reading this thread made me nauseous, you guys are GD disgusting. I'll eat a Big Mac meal once every 5 years and then feel awful about myself for the rest of the week.
 
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I pour a whole can of sweetened condensed milk into a bowl and add a package of coconut and a package of pecan halves. Stir with a spoon and eat with a spoon and a large glass of ice cold whole milk. My pancreas doesn't talk to me for days afterwards.
 
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Zakk Wyldcat

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From the McDonald's: 5 triple cheeseburgers, 3 fries, and a shake. After an hour-long squat workout. TS
 
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Haven't had it in a long time but a Qdoba chicken queso burrito with extra brown rice, chips and queso (only $2 with rewards card), one of those big brownies and a Fanta Zero from the magic machine.

I feel sluggish just typing that out.
 
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B.B.d.K. said:
+ cheesesticks, and now we're talking.

Mods, please ban funkycat for not putting cheese on CFA


-Also, these were featured over in Athens Greece, made me chuckle and think about you guys. We stopped in the last day for an Egg McMuffin, home was calling. I would have ordered (no ketchup & mustard tho, gtfo) just so I could post a pic if it had been lunch time.

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Greeks like it up the butt, too, idiot.

Man, back in the day day, when pizza hut still had restaurants, going there and crushing the buffet was always nice. Pizza buffets are something else. Gatti Town. Shewee.

STG I read about a paddock meet up at the gatti town? Or did i dream this? Either way that's genius. Let it all hang out. You really see what people are made of at the pizza buffet. NO MEXICANS ALLOWED RON.
 
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Col. Angus said:
McDonald's #2 (2 cheeseburgers) with Coke, put some fries on the burgers, 10 piece nuggets, and a double quarter pounder wif cheese. McDonald's is awful but it takes me back to being a kid (HAHA YOU ORDER LIKE A KID YOU CHILD PERSON GROW UP AND EAT SOME REAL FAST FOOD CHICKEN NUGGETS HAHA WHAT ARE YOU 5!?!?!?! Lololhahaha /dK).

Couple thousand calories. Love myself while eating. Hate myself next day.

Limit myself to fast food one day a week. McDonald's is the dirty clap infested ***** I can't shake because she does it just right.
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_Zardoz_ said:
I pour a whole can of sweetened condensed milk into a bowl and add a package of coconut and a package of pecan halves. Stir with a spoon and eat with a spoon and a large glass of ice cold whole milk. My pancreas doesn't talk to me for days afterwards.
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Zakk Wyldcat said:
From the McDonald's: 5 triple cheeseburgers, 3 fries, and a shake. After an hour-long squat workout. TS
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Respect. I like you guys.
 
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Rally's. Mushroom swiss burgers and XL Fry Lover. :flushed:

Haven't had that in a while.
 
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mashburned

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Lmao they like that place huh.

Someone tell me there was a gatti town catpaw watch party story. I'm not making this up. Im not that crazy.
 
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Get Buckets

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Been many moons ago but:

Sonic: Supersonic double cheeseburger, large chili cheese fry and a large vanilla Dr Pepper

Or

Tolly ho: Bacon and cheese omelette,cheddar tots and vanilla shake

/college
 
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Has anyone tried to cover up their self-loathing binge by acting like you're ordering for two people?

I made a hangover-induced Sunday early afternoon fast food run to Wendy's a few years ago. Got two double cheeseburgers ("One for later!!"), two fries, and a six piece chickee nuggee. In the middle of ordering this sad pile of slop, I made the decision to order two cokes instead of one. I mean, of course this amount of food wasn't just for one person, oh no. Stupid in hindsight considering how f'n fat this country is, but there was a certain level of added shame as I made the Charlie Brown-esque walk of shame back to my empty apartment with this massive bag of food and toting two cokes.
 
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K-Lair - anything on the menu, but their two cheeseburger meal was critical. Eat one, go try to sleep it off. Get up and go get another.

#RIP #Neverforget
 
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