Spin-off: What is your go-to glutton, fast food order?

[morgousky]

Taco Bell.

3 fire Dorito locos tacos.

1 soft shell for the ride home.

Mexican pizza meat and cheese only. Yes, meat and cheese, and they get it wrong constantly. No beans, tomatos, or pizza sauce.

Chili cheese burrito.

If in the mood, I'll add a chicken quesadilla.

 

[morgousky]

Has anyone tried to cover up their self-loathing binge by acting like you're ordering for two people?

I made a hangover-induced Sunday early afternoon fast food run to Wendy's a few years ago. Got two double cheeseburgers ("One for later!!"), two fries, and a six piece chickee nuggee. In the middle of ordering this sad pile of slop, I made the decision to order two cokes instead of one. I mean, of course this amount of food wasn't just for one person, oh no. Stupid in hindsight considering how f'n fat this country is, but there was a certain level of added shame as I made the Charlie Brown-esque walk of shame back to my empty apartment with this massive bag of food and toting two cokes.

LMAO I've done it.

"Can I help you"

"Yes, I have two orders"

"Ok go ahead with your first".

 

[Rebelfreedomeagle]

I keep it simple and go for the king: the Wendy's triple. It's a massive grease sponge. You get a big squirt of saturated fat in every bite. The only suitable side is the loaded baked potato because it has liquid cheese product all over it. I wash it down with a sweet tea that has so much hfcs that it feels slimey.

 

[Col. Angus]

Has anyone tried to cover up their self-loathing binge by acting like you're ordering for two people?

Hell no. Sometimes after an order like I posted above I'll end with a little quip like "I'm trying to get diabetes today" or "You think that'll make me fat?"

Always gets a little pity chuckle before they tell me the price. Probably tell the nearest coworker how weird I am following.

 

[Col. Angus]

I keep it simple and go for the king: the Wendy's triple. .

My favorite actual fast food burger but damn it's so hard to eat much else. I like variety in my order. Usually end up eating the last 3-4 bites of that thing with a fork. It's impossible to keep together.

 

[USSLair]

Skyline chili 3 way with a Coney. Best hangover food ever.

 

[GhostVol]

What in the name of Zeus is wrong with y'all? If you haven't eaten a 21 gun salute at White Castle at 3 am...you ain't a glutton. I can only down 3 these days when I visit Louisville for old times sake. But I have two grand nephews. And they do Uncle Tee proud!

 

[LineSkiCat14]

I don't know how people can eat McDonalds or really any other fastfood at this point. You have legit burger chains now, that for a dollar more can make a burger that blows BK, Wendy's, and McDonalds out of the park. That said:

TacoBell: #6 which is two chalupas and a soft taco, make sure to get Baja Blast, and throw on whatever new plum-tingling item they just released. Most recently, it was that taco where they used fried chicken as a tortilla. Are you kidding me? Talk about innovation. You really can't go wrong with anything on the menu.. aside from getting a bunch of hard tacos. That's just dumb.

5 guys: For a while I did two mini-bacon cheeseburgers with the works (minus mushrooms) and BBQ sauce.

 

[BBdK]

You can only down 3 White Castles? You should try their kids meal, it's insane!!!

[laughing] Between this and your hip hop garbage, please go back to lurking and pimping mad hoes [sick].

 

[Crushgroove]

I don't know how people can eat...

all that ****, either. sometime in my late 30's, my body let me know it was tired of being treated like a road *****, even on the rare occasion. That included alcohol.

I couldn't eat 2 cheeseburgers from anywhere without puking it back up. If I eat a single hotdog at a BBQ, I will feel sluggish and out of it for a whole day afterwords b/c I don't store that horrible **** in my body anymore.

I do sit here in awe of you specimens, however. Can't imagine the toilet time that constitutes.

 

[mashburned]

3 white castles is pretty weak, but you can leave hip hop out of this.

And i've ever never eaten 21 white castles, good lord. Neither have you BBdk. You need to respect the OGs who have been there before.

I couldn't eat 2 cheeseburgers from anywhere without puking it back up.

Son, you're never gonna be **** with that attitude.

 

[mashburned]

Shout out to Fazolis. Sampler, slice of pepperoni, 6 breadsticks, slice of cheesecake. :bomb:

 

[ekywildcat_rivals26726]

Greeks like it up the butt, too, idiot.

Man, back in the day day, when pizza hut still had restaurants, going there and crushing the buffet was always nice. Pizza buffets are something else. Gatti Town. Shewee.

STG I read about a paddock meet up at the gatti town? Or did i dream this? Either way that's genius. Let it all hang out. You really see what people are made of at the pizza buffet. NO MEXICANS ALLOWED RON.

There is still a full size Pizza Hut in Pikeville that has the buffet. It's heaven. I'm going to get a salad to go someday and fill the container with nothing but the Italian dressing, I love it.

 

[LineSkiCat14]

I've seen numerous friends put down an entire crave case. I myself have put down 18, and I did that at like 160lbs. It's not as hard as you think.

 

[Nuke99m.]

4 fried chickens and a coke and some dry white toast please.

 

[jwheat]

Taco Bell: chicken quasi

Sonic: breakfast burrito

McDonald's: buffalo ranch mc chicken

 

[cricket3]

What kind of a loser chimes in to a glutton fast food order thread and states how they "omg just couldn't imagine eating yucky greasy food anymore"?

Would you like for me to start a favorite TV show topic so you can let everyone know that you're "sooooooo busy, you don't have time for stuff like that and don't even own a TV" too?

 

[Crushgroove]

What kind of a loser chimes in to a glutton fast food order thread and states how they "omg just couldn't imagine eating yucky greasy food anymore"?

Would you like for me to start a favorite TV show topic so you can let everyone know that you're "sooooooo busy, you don't have time for stuff like that and don't even own a TV" too?

One that already offered his affection for deep fried mushrooms and pizza puffs.Besides, my beef was with quantity, not general selections.

I can be a glutton and not be a complete ******* about it. If you can't, or just want to kill yourself slowly due to lack of self control, go ******* nuts, slick.

BTW- I don't watch much TV at all. I watch reruns of mindless humor (HIMYM and American Dad) when I go to bed, but that's pretty much it. Sorry that you accept such a sorry existence for yourself and it ills you that others don't.

Enjoy your future infarction.

 

[GonzoCat90]

Subway footlong meatball sub on italian herb and cheese, banana and jalapeno peppers, three cookies. Go through McDonald's drive thru and get a large fry, large coke, and 10 McNuggets. Soaks up anything that happened to you the day before.

 

[UKGrad93]

all that ****, either. sometime in my late 30's, my body let me know it was tired of being treated like a road *****, even on the rare occasion. That included alcohol.

I couldn't eat 2 cheeseburgers from anywhere without puking it back up. If I eat a single hotdog at a BBQ, I will feel sluggish and out of it for a whole day afterwords b/c I don't store that horrible **** in my body anymore.

I do sit here in awe of you specimens, however. Can't imagine the toilet time that constitutes.

Maybe you should see a doctor about your delicate stomach. As for my turds, they look pretty normal. Post your address and we will all send you some to admire.

 

[mashburned]

Subway footlong meatball sub on italian herb and cheese, banana and jalapeno peppers, three cookies. Go through McDonald's drive thru and get a large fry, large coke, and 10 McNuggets. Soaks up anything that happened to you the day before.

I respect that. Going to 2 different places. That's dedication and drive.

 

[Crushgroove]

Maybe you should see a doctor about your delicate stomach. As for my turds, they look pretty normal. Post your address and we will all send you some to admire.

Or, maybe I should eat like I have common sense? I realize that takes integrity, will power and discipline... I'd make excuses for lacking those things, too.

Maybe someone who spends so much time on the toilet due to overeating just likes the feel of something in their ***?

 

[UKGrad93]

Or, maybe I should eat like I have common sense? I realize that takes integrity, will power and discipline... I'd make excuses for lacking those things, too.

Maybe someone who spends so much time on the toilet due to overeating just likes the feel of something in their ***?

Good for you cuck.

 

[Crushgroove]

Good for you cuck.

That's what I thought. Weak little ****.

 

[Nuke99m.]

 

[UKGrad93]

That's what I thought. Weak little ****.

[pfftt]

 

[GonzoCat90]

I respect that. Going to 2 different places. That's dedication and drive.

Small town perk is that they're in the same parking lot.

 

[Strokin_Bandit]

One that already offered his affection for deep fried mushrooms and pizza puffs.Besides, my beef was with quantity, not general selections.

I can be a glutton and not be a complete ******* about it. If you can't, or just want to kill yourself slowly due to lack of self control, go ****ing nuts, slick.

BTW- I don't watch much TV at all. I watch reruns of mindless humor (HIMYM and American Dad) when I go to bed, but that's pretty much it. Sorry that you accept such a sorry existence for yourself and it ills you that others don't.

Enjoy your future infarction.

You seem pleasant. Probably a big hit at parties you're not invited to.

 

[JohnKBA]

A ten pack of Krystals with a french fry and coke chaser.

 

[august-west]

Waffle House Patty Melt plate, scattered, smothered, covered, & peppered with a big as Coke

 

[ukalumni00]

A whole damn pizza.

X 2 and I feel like I just deducted two years off my life afterwards.

Not fast food but can destroy a half gallon of ice cream in my sleep. Once again, feel like a total disappointment after I am done.

 

[mashburned]

Wow, no way. An entire half gallon? Congrats. That's heavy eating man.

 

[Nuke99m.]

You seem pleasant. Probably a big hit at parties you're not invited to.

And either a runner or a bicycler.

 

[ukalumni00]

Wow, no way. An entire half gallon? Congrats. That's heavy eating man.

Not sure if you are joking because I know a lot of folks who an down that with ease. I have gravitated to a pint now. Eat this brand called Halo Top which has MUCH less calories than regular ice cream. Thankfully I am very active or I would look like a fat slob.

 

[Anon1711055878]

Almost forgot breakfast:

Hardees: Frisco Breakfast sambo, chicken biscuit, large coke, large coffee (drink the coke while the coffee cools).

 

[GhostVol]

You can only down 3 White Castles? You should try their kids meal, it's insane!!!

[laughing] Between this and your hip hop garbage, please go back to lurking and pimping mad hoes [sick].

Hip hop garbage? You amuse me, son. Wait till you hit 50. My nephews can down WC's until they get lockjaw. 3 is all I need in 2017 and my bowels thank me for that.

 

[paintrain_cat]

No, he's right, you're garbage, and we get that you and your cousins call you Tee. Good deal. In the future, you can refer to yourself in first person.

Or just quit posting.

 

[CatsFanGG24]

You can only down 3 White Castles? You should try their kids meal, it's insane!!!

Pretty much - if your going glutton at the Castle is must include multiple sliders (cheese/jalapeno cheese), couple chicken breast sandwiches w/cheese, combo of loaded fries/cheese sticks and lrg big red IMO.

 

[Supercat67]

You don't need this stuff...............
Here's what to eat in order to get cleaned out.......

12 white castle sliders , large FF , LARGE ONION CHIP , plenty of big red to wash it down !!

At 50 years and 150 lbs I can put that chit away , no problem !

 

[Col. Angus]

Hip hop garbage? You amuse me, son. Wait till you hit 50. My nephews can down WC's until they get lockjaw. 3 is all I need in 2017 and my bowels thank me for that.

you ever order kid's meals? I do sometimes. Sometimes I'll save em up and pass em out to kids at the park.