Spinoff: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
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I love you guys. My original thread generated two spinoffs and I have laughed out loud a few times. Thank you.
Who here has to strip down to drop the kids off at the pool? I knew a guy once that said he had to be completely naked, and then shower afterwards. Poor dude couldn't wipe out a terrorist unless he were at home.
Yeah, the dude was a little off anyway, being for North Carolina and all.
There is nothing funny about shitting your pants, Jason! Have some self control for Christ sake!
Comfort height toilets are a big assist - get you between standing & sitting. Plus my legs don't fall asleep while I contemplate life. [thumb2]
Well, I was really young and don't remember all the details. My one memory is when I was in there doing my thing and he walked in on me. I think he was trying to bust me. I was busted with a crap load of toilet paper in my hands. I just remember being scared because it was apparent he was pissed. I didn't follow the folding directions as I was taught. Maybe I used to clog up the toilet using too much toilet paper or something. I don't know. It's amazing how such things stick for the rest of your life. I have been folding over used toilet paper now for my whole life every since then.
I suggest psychoanalysis. I would recommend Willy. I believe he accepts payment in weed.
I do the doggy scoot, so I guess that counts as "front to back while sitting down". Current apartment has ceramic tile, unfortunately