Storming Area 51

Ryan Lemonds Hair

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Can we make sure to include all those idiots licking ice cream, using mouthwash and spitting it back in and other stupid things in this suicide...er I mean military compound storming mission?
 

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My only hope is that they get some crispy 4K drone footage of all the weebs charging in with their replica samurai swords.

I guess if they start killing people, there's probably something to it right? Crossing my fingers it heads in that direction as aliens are pretty sweet and fun.
 
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Keep off the path, beware of the gate,
Watch out for signs that say "hidden driveways".
Don't let the chlorine in your eyes
Blind you to the awful surprise
That's waitin' for you at
The bottom of the bottomless blue blue blue pool
 
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If you plan on storming area 51 then you'd better know that it's going to take a lot of manpower and firepower. Both of those are fairly expensive, so I'm thinking the way to get the money to fund this assault we'll just rob Ft. Knox. That would easily fund the endeavor with plenty of money leftover for the victory party. I'm all in.
 

Glenn's Take

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If you plan on storming area 51 then you'd better know that it's going to take a lot of manpower and firepower. Both of those are fairly expensive, so I'm thinking the way to get the money to fund this assault we'll just rob Ft. Knox. That would easily fund the endeavor with plenty of money leftover for the victory party. I'm all in.
The aliens already took it so it won't work.
https://www.wallstreetdaily.com/2013/07/16/fort-knox-gold/
 
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Pickle_Rick

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You gotta run like a Japanese anime to dodge all the bullets, and landmines. Better start practicing, throw your arms backwards like you used to do as a kid playing you're a jet, lean far far forward, run like a bastard. It sounds stupid, but it works.
 
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Going to be tough to storm Area 51. The aliens failed against their firepower.

 

Rebelfreedomeagle

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The whole premise of area 51 is that a super advanced race of aliens harnessed an energy source we can't comprehend to travel here at the speed of light to observe us, but wrecked the ship while puttering over a wide f'ing open desert.
We have cars that can keep you in your own lane while the driver eats cheetos but the brainiac spacemen didn't think of that.

Ok, I'm in.
 

Glenn's Take

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I would storm the White House before I would storm Area 51. At least there they might just beat the crap out of you and arrest you. You go running at Area 51, you are going to be killed.
 

Pickle_Rick

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The whole premise of area 51 is that a super advanced race of aliens harnessed an energy source we can't comprehend to travel here at the speed of light to observe us, but wrecked the ship while puttering over a wide f'ing open desert.
We have cars that can keep you in your own lane while the driver eats cheetos but the brainiac spacemen didn't think of that.

Ok, I'm in.

You've never dealt with Jeff Goldblum obviously. If he can defeat a T-rex, while raising a black child, AND design a virus to infect an alien mothership causing it to crash, he can obviously travel through time to achieve his objectives.
 
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The whole premise of area 51 is that a super advanced race of aliens harnessed an energy source we can't comprehend to travel here at the speed of light to observe us, but wrecked the ship while puttering over a wide f'ing open desert.
We have cars that can keep you in your own lane while the driver eats cheetos but the brainiac spacemen didn't think of that.

Ok, I'm in.
The whole premise is a bit ridiculous isn’t it? But we have people licking ice cream, and trying to kill themselves while taking a selfie. Still strange things do go down in the high desert of New Mexico. I lived there once. Perhaps they were drawn to us earthlings first ever nuclear bomb, and our ability to split what we call an atom.
 

MoneyMuntz

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My Uber driver last night said he’s one of the idiots storming Area 51. He seemed completely oblivious to the potential danger. I just told him, good luck and try not to die.
 

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This is a LARP or a publicity stunt. Who announces something on social media 3 months in advance

But if people actually tried this, they would be killed within minutes.

Let's play what if.

How are a bunch of nerds making it inside that building? How much time do they think they have to get in? They using explosives?

They get in, do they have maps of the inside? Where do they go? How do they get out?

This is one of the dumbest ideas that I have ever heard. Leave it to the generation who eats Tide Pods and snorts condoms.

I really hope a lot of people die. But this is either a LARP or a publicity stunt.
 

*CatinIL*

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This is a LARP or a publicity stunt. Who announces something on social media 3 months in advance

But if people actually tried this, they would be killed within minutes.

Let's play what if.

How are a bunch of nerds making it inside that building? How much time do they think they have to get in? They using explosives?

They get in, do they have maps of the inside? Where do they go? How do they get out?

This is one of the dumbest ideas that I have ever heard. Leave it to the generation who eats Tide Pods and snorts condoms.

I really hope a lot of people die. But this is either a LARP or a publicity stunt.
I hope they do it...it will thin the herd of stupid people.
 

MoneyMuntz

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This is a LARP or a publicity stunt. Who announces something on social media 3 months in advance

But if people actually tried this, they would be killed within minutes.

Let's play what if.

How are a bunch of nerds making it inside that building? How much time do they think they have to get in? They using explosives?

They get in, do they have maps of the inside? Where do they go? How do they get out?

This is one of the dumbest ideas that I have ever heard. Leave it to the generation who eats Tide Pods and snorts condoms.

I really hope a lot of people die. But this is either a LARP or a publicity stunt.
I think it was confirmed to start as a publicity stunt or a meme. However, not shockingly, the dumbest of the Americans have decided to latch onto the idea and carry it out.
 

magic8ball

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I think it started with a meme on Reddit and snowballed from there.

Most people take it as a joke but there will be a few idiots that show up.
 

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Official song of the raid.

As one commenter said "enjoy it as it will be the last song you will ever hear".