TALON

BurninDownTheCouch

Sophomore
Jan 16, 2006
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I feel like I'm taking advantage of you. Our $2 bill, straight up, bet on our game seems unfair, considering we're a 20 point favorite. I will, out of the goodness of my Mountaineer heart, allow you to crab crawl out of the bet and save face. Never let it be said, Couch, doesn't have a heart. Besides, there is a 10% withdrawal penalty for removing funds from a 401k, and you'd have to claim it as ordinary income provided you are under 59 1/2. Second mortgages are a bad idea, and borrowing from friends is a relationship killer. I'll await your response.

Ciao,

Couch
 

shortgapwvu

All-Conference
May 16, 2008
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Did Talon ever decide to make the trip to Morgantown? I am considering letting him buy me a beer.
 

BurninDownTheCouch

Sophomore
Jan 16, 2006
5,145
112
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Did Talon ever decide to make the trip to Morgantown? I am considering letting him buy me a beer.

Shortgap, I think he thought it was doubtful....If he actually came, he'd stay, get a flying WV tattoo and his own single wide in Motown and start loving life again. I'd let him put it on my back 40. I have a pool and a pond he could swim in; pond would be good for him.

 
May 7, 2015
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TALON will show back up to collect that 2 dollar bet. He is more than likely tie up right now trying to get over a week long hangover, by when he gets over that hangover he will show back up.
 
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