Terrible Movies You Love

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KingLlama

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"Flash Gordon"

The only two legitimately "good" things about it are Max von Sydow as Ming, and the soundtrack by Queen.

The rest of it is so bad, it's good.
 

ukalum1988

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Eyes Wide Shut is certainly a worthy contender as a terrible movie, a few decent sex scenes notwithstanding.
 
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BlueBallz_rivals30790

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Even though it was award winning and received five Golden Raspberry Awards of its eight nominations, as well as a Dallas-Fort Worth Film Critics Association Award, I"d have to say Freddie Got Fingered.

 

Catman100

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Let me add Showgirls to this distinguished list. Can enjoy that flick with the sound off.

Anaconda was an unexpected thrill flick.
 

HagginHall1999

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I don’t see many terrible movies listed here. Terrible to me is on a whole other level. This is by far the worst movie I have ever seen. I have no idea how it made to rental store shelves in the early 2000’s... but it was so bad, we loved it.

It includes a shot of the actor’s trailer by mistake, a machete thrown over head that doesn’t spin, and a guy holding what is supposed to be another guy’s severed head whom is clearly just wearing a black shirt.

When I need a good laugh, I’d watch this.

You are correct and I now am correcting myself.

Below is the worst best movie I have ever seen....and I own it on VHS.

 

dgtatu01

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I can't help it, but I love me some bad 80s and 90s action movies. I actually bought Under Siege on Youtube a few months ago. Not to rent, just to watch once and get it out of my system, but actually bought it so I can watch Steven Seagal kick terrorist *** over and over again while barely moving.
Demolition Man is one of my favorites. So bad, but so good and what the heck is up with the 3 seashells?
 

WildcatFan1982

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Your repeated violation of the Verbal Morality Statute has caused me to notify the San Angeles Police Department. Please remain where you are for your reprimand.
 
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Hollywood Shuffle
Pool Hall Junkies

Hollywood Shuffle?

Terrible??

What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
 
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UpstateNYCat

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Hollywood Shuffle?

Terrible??

What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Agreed. Love HS... Ho Cake, cause Ho's got to eat too.