LOL!I think UNC Wilmington is safe, FTB. Eligibility is no problem, but I don't think Roy will offer up free board & joints when he gets a look at these worn out knees, bum back, and a bad case of the slows. I know he likes seniors, but senior citizens are more like none and done.
I'm thinking my only option of transferring is to THR! Do you think they would let bygones be bygones and welcome me with open arms (hahaha)? Make me sit out a year, while writing 'I love Roy' on the chalkboard one million times? Or maybe just lock me up in a room with DSouth and Guru Gary waterboarding me while regurgitating the party line? And which of those would be worse, the waterboarding, or listening to those two? Maybe I'd better stay.
OFC
Your only other option is Rupp Rafters, but their initiation is pulling out all but 3 teeth and a shotgun wedding with your ugliest cousin.