The Aging Paddock

[funKYcat75]

With threads about middle age ladies, Pinto Beans and Meatloaf, failure to use technology (Amazon thread) and dead TV monster wives, it seems that The Paddock is beginning to show its age. What are some thread titles you expect to see in the coming decades on here?

My humble attempt at prophesy.

 

[Kooky Kats]

RIP DLeague

 

[funKYcat75]

Bourbon Poisoning - is it real?

 

[BlackMamba12.5]

"Dark Roast vs Train #8675309, what's hotter?"

 

[mashburned]

"Why do the kids call me boomer?"

"best fried chicken to eat with dentures?"

 

[FargenBastich]

What is your favorite brand of Epsom Salt?

 

[Ineverplayedthegame]

Betty White vs. Angela Lansbury

 

[IdaCat]

What's the purpose of the public restrooms with a sign of a chick with dick?

 

[willyclyde]

“Naughty librarian/principal alert”

“Matt Jones’ baldness”

 

[Gassy_Knowls]

"Anyone dated a sex robot?"

 

[Kooky Kats]

Betty White vs. Angela Lansbury

Write in vote: Bea Arthur

 

[starchief]

Best Tips for Keeping People Out of Your Yard?

 

[starchief]

Who's checking out first? Starchief5, Wildcatdon or Sawneecat? All three are 76. Who ya got?

 

[cole854]

Senior gyerolympics sign up here.

How do you install handicap rails on a hot tub?

Keith Richards will be 100 tomorrow.

Does pti have a job yet?

 

[OldEvilleCat]

Remember way back when global climate change was all the rage...

Aren't we supposed to be dead already?

 

[TortElvisII]

Senior gyerolympics sign up here.

How do you install handicap rails on a hot tub?

Keith Richards will be 100 tomorrow.

Does pti have a job yet?

I was going with greatest drug addict over 100 not named Keith Richards.

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

The Paddock doesn’t age. Only the posters.

 

[dgtatu01]

THC: Will It Help With Arthritis?

Best Restaurant For Potato Soup?

So Many Ladies So Little Time: Nursing Home Problems

 

[Ryan Lemonds Hair]

Honestly Hillary Clinton doesn't look that bad.

 

[funKYcat75]

Who's checking out first? Starchief5, Wildcatdon or Sawneecat? All three are 76. Who ya got?

I have a feeling that they’ll outlive most of us.

 

[blubo]

UAW robots strike!

 

[Ryan Lemonds Hair]

Metamucil or prunes for regularity?

 

[akers65]

Do you use “Depends” or another brand
Or
“Best stool softener”

 

[Ryan Lemonds Hair]

Do you use “Depends” or another brand
Or
“Best stool softener”

Great minds think alike. :joy::joy:[poop][poop]

 

[akers65]

Which works for you
Viagra or cialis

 

[Tinker Dan]

“Breaking news on the Trump (Ivanka) Administration. We’ve got them THIS time.”

 

[Glenn's Take]

Walkers vs wheel chairs. Which is best?

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

 

[somersetcat]

Real war stories.......
My battle with hemorrhoids [poop]

 

[Elbridge]

“Breaking news on the Trump (Ivanka) Administration. We’ve got them THIS time.”

Will Present Trump win a record fifth election?

 

[Glenn's Take]

I wouldn't be all that surprised if we didn't all have to be that old for the RIP Britney Spears thread Funky had. She's a mess.

 

[BBdK]

Probably be chicken & cheese value menus by then.

 

[CrittendenWildcat]

"At what age did you have your hip/knee replaced?"

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Why are the Dems STILL trying to impeach Trump when his 2nd term ended 20 years ago?

Has the 4 point line ruined college basketball?

Where’s the best sports bar on Mars to watch a UK game?

 

[LordEggForgotHisPassword_rivals]

It all meaningless, isn't it?

 

[LordEggForgotHisPassword_rivals]

I wish when I was in my 40s I had...

 

[VT/UK Rondo]

Remember when people thought there were no mountain lions. Now they are everywhere.

 

[Glenn's Take]

Remember when we used to call those mini computers in our pockets phones?

 

[dgtatu01]

Middle Aged Salma Hayek vs Senior Citizen Salma Hayek

 

[starchief]

Green tennis balls on walkers. Do chicks dig them or are they too flashy?