How I hope the show wraps up:
Stupid Stan is staring at his girlfriend with that stupid closed mouth half grin he always has. She decides she can't fake loving this loser anymore and pulls out a gun, mumbling some Russian to him.
She squeezes off a shot but Stan reacts just in time and bolts out the door to his presumed bestie's house. He nearly knocks down the door trying to get in but Phil lets him in, feigning concern. Stan, out of breath: "she.... spy... Russian... I'm so stupid!" Meanwhile she shows up at the door and politely knocks. Stan panicks and yells at Philip not to answer, but he coldly does. She begins softly speaking Russian to him, basically explaining she knows who they are and that he can't let Stan tell the authorities. Slowly, he turns around pulls a gun out of his coat, aiming it at Stan. Stupid Stan tries to talk but ultimately just stares and does nothing, while his even stupider son Matthew stumbles down the stairs from Paige's room where he was trying to reconcile with Paige, who was having none of it. Philip closes his eyes and puts a shot right between Stan's eyes. Matthew doesn't change his stupid facial expression, but chokes on a graham cracker he was eating because he forgot how to swallow, and dies on top of Stan.
Paige is considering why she was ever involved with that loser Matthew and is thus oblivious to everything happening downstairs... but hears a rhythmic *thump thump thump* coming from her closet. She flings open the door and SURPRISE it's weirdo loser Pastor Tim masturbating furiously to the combined sight of Paige and the scent of Paige's clothes. Paige loses it and literally beats the **** out him (yes, he ***** himself while she beats him). Her parents hear the commotion and rush upstairs just as Tim is trying to take his last breath... but they go Pulp Fiction on pastor Tim and ensure that it really was his last breath.
Stan's woman has fled, and Philip and Elizabeth yell at Paige that she needs to grab her emergency bag and run to the car in the garage. They rush to the safe house where they are given documents and their new identities and are whisked to a private plane headed to Russia. The camera returns to the Jennings' home where Henry is still playing computer games, like he was before the whole incident started, having never looked up. Cmon, he wasn't boarding school material. His best friend was a loser adult FBI agent. Anyway screw Henry bc nobody cares. The Jennings step off the plane in Russia where they are greeted by Martha. Phil f***s her right there on the tarmac in front of his family, and as he finishes, he turns to Paige and says "Welcome to Russia, *****." End scene/show.