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Had a buddy rip one on the wooden pew. It was a loud thunderous noise. People turned around looking, preacher kept going, and I was on ground laughing.
Had a buddy fart very loud during the closing prayer on a wooden pew. His parents were sitting behind us. We were doing our best to keep from busting out laughing and as soon as the prayer was over his mom grabbed him by his ear. He had some big ears. The other three of us bolted out a side door and just rolled in the grass laughing. OFC
Some say Kennedy Meeks is wanted by the FBI for involuntary church destruction, but currently no Federal facility is equipped to contain him.
9 y/o son mercilessly ripped one during memorial service for my father in law. My wife thought one of the old ladies in the back crapped themselves. I tried not to laugh, but got those uncontrollable shakes that you get when you are trying not to laugh. Sister in law was trying to do the eulogy. She finally stopped and said: "yeah, thanks guys." Father In Law would have loved it.
Heck no!!! You think he could handle "bread and water" exclusively.....Needs some "Fats" (Thomas) in that diet!!! Lol...
OFC
Me thinks that some of us are in self denial. I felt bad about my 1st vote and changed it. OFC
Anyone who would fart in church is just full of it.
And if you deny farting in church you're full of it. Is that how you came up with the name gottgonow.
OFCI was teaching a group of about 11 or 12 year old boys several years ago. In fact my son was in the class and I doubt he remembers though. All of a sudden the one kid I never thought would break one out let it roll and no doubt it came from him. To my surprise no one laughed so I just simply said "feel better David ? " The whole class busted out. A classic to say the least. OFC
And I still think most of you are in self denial or not many of you have ever went to church. Time to man up. OFC
Well Sky, this post of yours gives you the new title of "THE FART WHISPERER"!
You need to man up and go ahead a vote.JC.
OFCYou need to man up and go ahead a vote.JC.
Honestly Sky, I have never farted in Church, but I will man up and say that one day last winter, when leaving Church, it was so cold outside that "I Farted SnowFlakes"!!!
Go Duke!!
JC-OFC
Well I remember one time right before I preached I ripped one out of the sky and unto the bench and it was truly something vile. I left it right there next to my wife, went and stood up and I looked over at my wife. Not kidding you, you would have thought she just found out I committed adultery she was so disgusted. She quickly let me know about it after services. I'm really looking forward to the day I rip a satanic fart from the dark one himself just as I leave and the song leader gets up there.
Good grief I need help.
Good grief I need help.
I teach middle school P.E. and had a retired teacher who was substituting for my co-worker. One of my students accidentally ripped one while doing sit-ups. The sub went over to the kid and said, "your voice changed, but your breath is still the same." I bout lost it, and then told him you can't say stuff like that now days. He said, "what are they gonna do, fire me"?
Now i UNDERSTAND HOW AND WHY YOU HAVE SOOOOOOOOOO MANY posts....most are because you use board like a TOY