The Great QB Meltdown in Columbus

Charlie1978

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If you all enjoy the suffering of others, others who identify as Hawkeyes, Buckeyes, Wolverines, Panthers, and Hurricanes, dive head first into the Locked On Buckeyes Podcast (better than ours btw) and have a listen. I will write more about all this if requested but that pain needs to be a reality show on Bravo. Some Buckeye fans have jobs, and in their misery have watched Allar throw the ball. That would be 2-3 episodes of the 7 sins, and people, you do not want to miss if they lose to ND. Two months of sedatives on allocation state wide. I have been celebrating PSU football since the Kansas Orange Bowl, but this year has the makings to be an epic year for us, if we learn how to tackle and get a few beefy guys back on the D Line. Enjoy fellas
 

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It's still very early. There have been prior years where I've mistakenly thought OSU would have a down year at the start of the season only for them to be their usual selves. PSU has looked very good but "we ain't played nobody pawl!" I keep reminding myself that things often look very, very different in mid October as compared to September.
 

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It's still very early. There have been prior years where I've mistakenly thought OSU would have a down year at the start of the season only for them to be their usual selves. PSU has looked very good but "we ain't played nobody pawl!" I keep reminding myself that things often look very, very different in mid October as compared to September.
Naw, life is too short. I’m in on the gloat when you can gloat side of things. When you can’t, just shut up, you’ll be up at bat again soon enough.
 

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Why does one of their quarterbacks wear jersey #33?

Why does one of their quarterbacks wear jersey #33?
To pay homage to Sammy Baugh.

Baugh was a three-way player, serving as a quarterback, defensive back and punter. Known as "Slingin' Sammy," he was the first NFL quarterback to make the forward pass a key component of his game. Baugh played in 165 games and completed 1,693-of-2,995 passes for 21,886 yards, 187 touchdowns and 203 interception.
 

PSUJam

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To pay homage to Sammy Baugh.

Baugh was a three-way player, serving as a quarterback, defensive back and punter. Known as "Slingin' Sammy," he was the first NFL quarterback to make the forward pass a key component of his game. Baugh played in 165 games and completed 1,693-of-2,995 passes for 21,886 yards, 187 touchdowns and 203 interception.
Nah. The kid simply loves his Rolling Rock ponies.
 

Charlie1978

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It's still very early. There have been prior years where I've mistakenly thought OSU would have a down year at the start of the season only for them to be their usual selves. PSU has looked very good but "we ain't played nobody pawl!" I keep reminding myself that things often look very, very different in mid October as compared to September.
Agreed, to all the above and I am not saying OSU will not be very good this year, but this current cycle of Buckeye fans are deeply wounded over the 2 straight losses to Meatchicken and that loss to Georgia. Specifically they will go to their graves wanting targeting on MHJ and they cry over burgers and beer asking Woody from above to explain why they can't get the Ryan Day of that game for every game. I hate to be a know it all, but if they lose to Satans Army in South Bend, the The State of Ohio will stroke out all season long in fear of loss number 2.
 

Charlie1978

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“Some Buckeye fans have jobs”

I don’t get it.
Bob, thank you for being patient with me. I was so excited to wail on Buckeyes that I lept ahead and forgot the rest of the sentence inferring that the fortunate Buckeyes will living wage jobs used that thing called an earned salary to buy the TV machine to watch college football only to be further tortured to witness Allar perform to the level they hoped to see from the two kids in contention to replace Stroud. There is a scene in the movie Hoffa where the last breath of one of Jimmy Hoffa's mentors was for the cause. That is me to my last breath with the B1G.
 

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If you all enjoy the suffering of others, others who identify as Hawkeyes, Buckeyes, Wolverines, Panthers, and Hurricanes, dive head first into the Locked On Buckeyes Podcast (better than ours btw) and have a listen. I will write more about all this if requested but that pain needs to be a reality show on Bravo. Some Buckeye fans have jobs, and in their misery have watched Allar throw the ball. That would be 2-3 episodes of the 7 sins, and people, you do not want to miss if they lose to ND. Two months of sedatives on allocation state wide. I have been celebrating PSU football since the Kansas Orange Bowl, but this year has the makings to be an epic year for us, if we learn how to tackle and get a few beefy guys back on the D Line. Enjoy fellas
Can we please beat them for once then enjoy their misery?
 

Charlie1978

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Can we please beat them for once then enjoy their misery?
Please, there are no conditions to enjoying their suffering. They tried to make us into a their personal SMU and they failed. They tried to snuff us out during our 10 year recovery. They failed. They know we are leveling up from a situation they could never have, Christ Meatchicken had losing records with a coaching change, OSU went 6-6 the year Lavar slammed their teansy weandy QB to the ground. Smelling their fear after they understand the futility of their efforts is plenty of fun, and watching them stroke out when the worm turns will be as good as Penn State football ever gets, surpassing the great Paterno up-yours to Nixon. Stop apologizing for being the envy of the lesser amongst us.
 
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Please, there are no conditions to enjoying their suffering. They tried to make us into a their personal SMU and they failed. They tried to snuff us out during our 10 year recovery. They failed. They know we are leveling up from a situation they could never have, Christ Meatchicken had losing records with a coaching change, OSU went 6-6 the year Lavar slammed their teansy weandy QB to the ground. Smelling their fear after they understand the futility of their efforts is plenty of fun, and watching them stroke out when the worm turns will be as good as Penn State football ever gets, surpassing the great Paterno up-yours to Nixon. Stop apologizing for being the envy of the lesser amongst us.
 
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PSU Mike

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Please, there are no conditions to enjoying their suffering. They tried to make us into a their personal SMU and they failed. They tried to snuff us out during our 10 year recovery. They failed. They know we are leveling up from a situation they could never have, Christ Meatchicken had losing records with a coaching change, OSU went 6-6 the year Lavar slammed their teansy weandy QB to the ground. Smelling their fear after they understand the futility of their efforts is plenty of fun, and watching them stroke out when the worm turns will be as good as Penn State football ever gets, surpassing the great Paterno up-yours to Nixon. Stop apologizing for being the envy of the lesser amongst us.
I hope that $h!t is legal where you live.