The Greatest Local OK News Story in Recent Memory

MegaPoke

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May 29, 2001
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That was awesome. Guaranteed this story goes viral.

This guy seems like a character in a Coen Brothers movie.
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fasteddie

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Jul 5, 2001
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Awesome doesn't even do justice in describing that video. From the fur vest to the crystal on top of his walking stick. Never in a thousand years would I have thought he would be in favor of legalizing weed. LOL
 

latimdj

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Aug 13, 2004
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I dunno if that tops the "ain't nobody got time for dat" story from a few years ago, that the chick ended up getting semi famous off of, but that is a pretty good one......
 

Anodyne

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Mar 29, 2004
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I applaud the reporter and the news producer and editors for playing this so straight---it really makes the whole thing. I mean, why even include the great quip, "If life gives you lemons, then f**k life?" It really has nothing to do with the story. But you have to keep it in!

That should be the new state motto, btw.
 

poke2001

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May 29, 2001
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The plot twist at the end was the best...that HE wasn't the one arrested, but his landlord was. Also, anybody else want to hear the story about the ex and the mom and why he lives in the bus?
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MegaPoke

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May 29, 2001
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Originally posted by poke2001:
The plot twist at the end was the best...that HE wasn't the one arrested, but his landlord was. Also, anybody else want to hear the story about the ex and the mom and why he lives in the bus?
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I absolutely do.

I wish this guy had a video blog.
 

davidallen

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Aug 15, 2006
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Originally posted by poke2001:
The plot twist at the end was the best...that HE wasn't the one arrested, but his landlord was. Also, anybody else want to hear the story about the ex and the mom and why he lives in the bus?
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I kept expecting a deputy to walk up and cuff and stuff - then came the plot twist... seriously could not have written that better.
 

Air_Thurman

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Jan 16, 2003
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Pretty cool interview. I'm a little skeptical he is an official knight though. I'm going to need to see some paperwork.
 
May 29, 2001
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Kinda comforting to hear that I'm not the only one that gets nervous about helicopters when sunbathing nude.

I'm always like "paparazzi again! ugh"
 

BvillePoker

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Dec 29, 2004
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Awesome video. It should be entitled "Beauty and The Beast." Sir John and Joleen in the same video. I wish I could get OKC News just to watch Joleen.

 

purkey

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Feb 5, 2003
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news9 has it on their website now....being talked about on Mark Rodgers show.
 

Bitter Creek

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Apr 24, 2008
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Originally posted by latimdj:
I dunno if that tops the "ain't nobody got time for dat" story from a few years ago, that the chick ended up getting semi famous off of, but that is a pretty good one......
He needs a memorable 5 word or less tag line
 

intensivist

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Nov 13, 2008
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He does need a tag line. I'm not sure "F*ck Life " is gonna catch on. It should! But don't think it will.
 

Rulz

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Jan 9, 2005
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Chaney was captivated by his stick.

Didn't we just legalize medical marihuana?

Sir John....I have no words. Awesomeness.