I'm not sure what frosts me more, the public school whining or their insistence that everyone should play to their level of mediocrity. If the private schools won't leave the IHSA to form their own association, and if the public school dominated IHSA can't figure out a way to separate publics from privates without being subject to claims of discrimination, I have a new, sure-fire solution.
Here is the real problem: There are too many small to medium boundaried public schools in the IHSA relative to the other types of IHSA members. Combined, those small to medium boundaried public schools constitute a super majority of the voting members. There aren't equal numbers of small, medium and large public and private schools. If there were, I guarantee we wouldn't be having these discussions.
There CERTAINLY isn't representation in the IHSA according to student population. Instead, we have a state association in which a substantial majority of students in the state are represented by a small minority of schools.
The problem is that the majority of school members of the IHSA want the minority to be just like them. They want them to CONFORM. For those of you Fountainhead fans out there, the majority is like the architecture school faculty and the privates are like Howard Roark. The small and medium publics are convinced that every time they lose to a minority type of school it's because of the TYPE of school that they lost to, and not for any other reason. It's the expedient rationale of slackers who choose to point fingers away from everyone except themselves. Howard Roark described them as second handers.
Anyway, I digress. Enough of the preamble. On to the meat of the solution...
What the public school majority members of the IHSA need to do is what the Catholic schools in the Big East did a couple of years ago. The Catholic universities in the Big East constituted the majority of Big East members. As a majority, they voted as a group to disband the conference and then reorganize it with only Big East schools that DIDN'T have FBS football programs (it just so happened that only the Catholic universities satisfied that new membership criterion). Later on, they expanded to add Butler and Xavier. A lot of work, but it avoided all that prolonged and potentially nasty internal debate and the bad pub of kicking out the public Big East universities like WV, Pitt, Rutgers, UConn, etc. You can't kick schools out of a conference that doesn't exist. Right? Likewise, you can't kick private schools out of an athletic association that doesn't exist. Right? I tell ya, this is brilliant stuff!
If the IHSA publics were to pull a Big East, they could then form a new membership athletic association limited to PUBLIC schools, or an association of BOUNDARIED public schools. Voila! Problem solved. Call it the IHSA if you want.
So, please, stop your whining. Stop trying to make more competitive private schools weaker. Do something productive for once. Dissolve the IHSA and reform it in whatever image works for you. Create a private membership association of similar schools. You go your way, and we'll figure out a way to pick up the pieces you leave behind.
Here is the real problem: There are too many small to medium boundaried public schools in the IHSA relative to the other types of IHSA members. Combined, those small to medium boundaried public schools constitute a super majority of the voting members. There aren't equal numbers of small, medium and large public and private schools. If there were, I guarantee we wouldn't be having these discussions.
There CERTAINLY isn't representation in the IHSA according to student population. Instead, we have a state association in which a substantial majority of students in the state are represented by a small minority of schools.
The problem is that the majority of school members of the IHSA want the minority to be just like them. They want them to CONFORM. For those of you Fountainhead fans out there, the majority is like the architecture school faculty and the privates are like Howard Roark. The small and medium publics are convinced that every time they lose to a minority type of school it's because of the TYPE of school that they lost to, and not for any other reason. It's the expedient rationale of slackers who choose to point fingers away from everyone except themselves. Howard Roark described them as second handers.
Anyway, I digress. Enough of the preamble. On to the meat of the solution...
What the public school majority members of the IHSA need to do is what the Catholic schools in the Big East did a couple of years ago. The Catholic universities in the Big East constituted the majority of Big East members. As a majority, they voted as a group to disband the conference and then reorganize it with only Big East schools that DIDN'T have FBS football programs (it just so happened that only the Catholic universities satisfied that new membership criterion). Later on, they expanded to add Butler and Xavier. A lot of work, but it avoided all that prolonged and potentially nasty internal debate and the bad pub of kicking out the public Big East universities like WV, Pitt, Rutgers, UConn, etc. You can't kick schools out of a conference that doesn't exist. Right? Likewise, you can't kick private schools out of an athletic association that doesn't exist. Right? I tell ya, this is brilliant stuff!
If the IHSA publics were to pull a Big East, they could then form a new membership athletic association limited to PUBLIC schools, or an association of BOUNDARIED public schools. Voila! Problem solved. Call it the IHSA if you want.
So, please, stop your whining. Stop trying to make more competitive private schools weaker. Do something productive for once. Dissolve the IHSA and reform it in whatever image works for you. Create a private membership association of similar schools. You go your way, and we'll figure out a way to pick up the pieces you leave behind.
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