Everything that gets your panties in a wad goes here (not to be confused with the Political Thread).
I’ll start. Grape Nuts - no grapes, no nuts. What’s the deal?
I’ll start. Grape Nuts - no grapes, no nuts. What’s the deal?
The OUTRAGE! Thread
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I'm outraged because if a fat woman can wear her flannel PJ's to Walmart why can't a hot woman wear a teddy?
Your first mistake was assuming hot women go to Walmart. They do not.
People who try to make stories out of the dumb **** that other people say (which is 90% of media today).
For instance, anyone who has a hot take on Whoopi Goldberg saying idiotic things about the Holocaust is utterly awful.
For instance, anyone who has a hot take on Whoopi Goldberg saying idiotic things about the Holocaust is utterly awful.
You are going to the wrong Walmart my friend. I live near Lake Cumberland and there are a lot of hot chicks making a beer run before heading to the lake.
This argument reminds me of the time when I was wanting to get a co-worker a very tacky gift. I stopped at a dollar store and couldn't figure out what to get her. All of a sudden this purple haired woman with giant tattoos all over walked by. I decided whatever she went and looked at was what I would get my friend. She went and looked at a frog playing a guitar. Perfect
I am outraged that Hank Camacho just called himself “utterly awful.”
I was outraged that Tucker Carlson decided to share his desire to have sex with a M&M.
I am outraged that this thread has been hijacked by the veracity of a claimed outrage.
Are you outraged because it was the brown M&M because that is just racist and that outrages me.
I am also outraged that NFL teams are paying coaches bonuses to lose games and nobody has offered me one of those jobs. I mean I could be a losing coach without even trying.
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WTF don’t these words rhyme? They should all rhyme! The English language is so weird. And I’m outraged about it.
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WTF don’t these words rhyme? They should all rhyme! The English language is so weird. And I’m outraged about it.
Speaking of Spotify, I am outraged that they no longer offer the Robert Earl Keen classic "Levelland". All they have at the moment is the James McMurtry version, which is plenty good, just not as good as REK, and one of his best efforts (heard he was retiring this year)
Besides, all this silly outrage just blows up out of nowhere, like a hurricane. Leaves me feeling helpless. Like an old man. I know some of these people mean well, they probably have a heart of gold. I guess all this outrage will burn out, instead of just fading away,
My, my my
[Thank you for this post, making fun of all the "outrage" posts, Jesus people, get a life]
Besides, all this silly outrage just blows up out of nowhere, like a hurricane. Leaves me feeling helpless. Like an old man. I know some of these people mean well, they probably have a heart of gold. I guess all this outrage will burn out, instead of just fading away,
My, my my
[Thank you for this post, making fun of all the "outrage" posts, Jesus people, get a life]
I'm outraged by people driving 60 in the left lane. I'm outraged by any restaurant not serving draft beer.
People who drive the speed limit or less in the left lane of a limited access highway.
My CFA order was short 4 nuggets today. The world has gone to pot. These are the end times.
Seeing little kids, old farts, or any non-sports fan get the "good seats" at arenas. It is even worse at golf tournaments....you should be required to pass a golf quiz to access the grounds instead of taking up space getting hammered and yelling "in the hole"!
No, they would condemn the employee who did it to hell.
I am outraged when the outrage thread becomes another Trump obsession thread.
I am outraged when the bacon says thick slice and it's not.
I'm outraged that pastor Greg Locke just held a good old-fashioned book burning down in Tennessee.
There are some old guys in my office with atrocious bathroom etiquette. I mean, they go so far as to turn the exhaust fan OFF when they leave. Refuse to spray the air freshener. And oftentimes will leave *** hairs on the backside of the toilet seat, with nary a thought to giving it a courtesy brush with a piece of TP. Some of these *** hairs are revolting - I saw one the other day that definitely crossed the threshold into dingleberry territory.
All of this causes me outrage.
All of this causes me outrage.
Grape Nuts are f'ing delicious you left wing lunatic!!!!
These stupid blister packs that some medications come in. The back never peels off completely. Pissing me off.
- Every fan base in the country calling themselves a “Nation”… including ours. Zero originality. Stop.
- Generic courts in the NCAA tournament. Awful.
- Generic courts in the NCAA tournament. Awful.
I am outraged these cops run.
https://youtube.com/shorts/3t9ASzPNAxw?feature=share. I would jump. I would not run. Probably a cougar. Possibly a screech owl.
https://youtube.com/shorts/3t9ASzPNAxw?feature=share. I would jump. I would not run. Probably a cougar. Possibly a screech owl.
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Some big shot from the wiener company got together with some big shot from the bun company, and they decided to rip off the American public