The Roast of Tom Brady - absolutely hilarious
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I answered the top three on your list but now I’m thinking that you might not have meant “roasting” literally.
There are a couple I'd love to introduce to the cannibals that ate Biden's uncle
A roast is an expression of affection (twisted as that expression may be), which is absolutely antithetical to the emotion evoked by 6 of the 8 listed choices.
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I don't know what possessed Brady to sign up for this; I appreciate the few hours of entertainment at his expense, but how does he go home and look in the mirror after some of that, especially with his own kids likely seeing it one day? You would never see Jordan anywhere near this. Maybe it humanizes him more for a future run at political office or something? I don't get it unless he has a Kardashian-like need to be seen or somehow this gives him influence/connections in spheres of business that I don't run in.
The Jeff Ross crack about Brady offering Bob Kraft a massage as a rookie is the stuff of legend. Brady going over to tell Ross not to “say that **** again” was classic.
I'm sure it wasn't for free either.....$$$$$. Netflix tends to toss around some.
It's the unquenchable thirst to stay relevant, even with the sacrifice of dignity and reputation. It's sad, really.
Quintessential Michigan Man.
I'm not kidding. I have run into dozens of them over the years. Somehow, they are always the smartest in the room -- just ask them.
I tried to watch the Brady Roast.......I can't believe anyone thinks that was actually funny.............
That's why they make Death by Chocolate and Peachy Paterno, my friend
That's also why there is such thing as tasteFUL and such a thing as tasteLESS. It's also why you can't teach people to have Class.
Right. It's like going to a strip club and then being shocked by the nudity
If he was actually upset about it, I'm guessing it was on Kraft's behalf, not because he personally couldn't handle it. That said, Kraft took some jabs later and was fine with it.
But I definitely don't think it was a night of Tom not being able to handle things ... I mean, he got blasted, over and over again ... racist, gay, family abandonment, stupid, cuck ... you name it, there was a roast joke tossed at him (often multiple times) and he took them all.
FWIW, I saw an interview with Jeff Ross and they asked him if Tom was legitimately upset about that and he said no. In the moment I assumed he was just joking around but given that was the one and only Kraft massage joke of the night, by the end I too thought it might have been a legit complaint. As soon as I saw Kraft was in the audience I figured massage parlor jokes would be made by every single comedian but it never happened. It wouldn't surprise me if they were told that going after Kraft was off limits.
I thought that was the best joke of the night! Nikki Glaser always kills it on these roasts.