The Swiss answer to Starbucks

[DSmith21]

New Swiss cafes will offer you a coffee and fellatio combo for $40. You pick your "server" on an iPad. I can't think of a better way to start your day.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...e-oral-sex-drink-40-coffee-opened-Geneva.html

 

[wall2rondo]

That's a good cup of joe. Any Joe blow off the street can come in for a quick pick me up.

 

[UKserialkiller]

 

[KopiKat]

what exactly is the point of the coffee and the iPad?

 

[DaBossIsBack]

 

[Xception]

StarSucks

 

[Ron Mehico]

I mean wow, how in the world do guys operate in that country if they're married.

 

[P.PattersonISwalkingthruthatdoor]

It's no longer just the coffee that you can order "tall, skinny, and blonde"

 

[UKserialkiller]

It's no longer just the coffee that you can order "tall, skinny, and blonde"

better than the "grande'

 

[P.PattersonISwalkingthruthatdoor]

better than the "grande'

Grande is fine as long as it's a carmel

 

[UKserialkiller]

Oh hell yeah

Ice T's wife

 

[DSmith21]

"A representative from the company, calling himself Bradley Chavet, said men would order what they want and then sit at the bar. 'In five or ten minutes, it's all over,' Charvet told newspaper Le Matin."

I wonder if certain people would qualify for a early exit discount....

 

[funKYcat75]

I can outlast Pitino. Maybe go for Venti or so.

 

[DaBossIsBack]

Folgers. You are no longer the best part of waking up.

 

[LordEgg_rivals16573]

they need a donut shop next door called Holes. you can imagine what to order there.

 

[DSmith21]

May have to spring for a double shot if the baristas are like this.

 

[buster3.0]

Another Idiocracy prediction of the future coming true!

 

[UKserialkiller]

May have to spring for a double shot.

I'd eat that *** till it was rimless. F*** the coffee.

 

[We-Todd-Did]

Another Idiocracy prediction of the future coming true!

I swear, Mike Judge is a modern day prophet.

 

[Big_Blue79]

$65 CHF is roughly $66 US. Plan accordingly.

 

[buster3.0]

You know, $40 for a blowjob is actually a great deal. Especially if the server is attractive. Now, if they finish the job completely while it is in their mouth, then IMO, it would be worth more.

 

[UKserialkiller]

You know, $40 for a blowjob is actually a great deal. Especially if the server is attractive. Now, if they finish the job completely while it is in their mouth, then IMO, it would be worth more.

She could spit it back in your coffee as a Mocha Spermiotta. Youll just brag about it.

 

[funKYcat75]

She could spit it back in your coffee as a Mocha Spermiotta. Youll just brag about it.

Could they make those little designs like the baristas do with the fancy lattés?

 

[UKserialkiller]

Yeah but its tougher.

 

[DaBossIsBack]

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

You know, $40 for a blowjob is actually a great deal. Especially if the server is attractive. Now, if they finish the job completely while it is in their mouth, then IMO, it would be worth more.

$40/BJ is a phenomenal deal. If you're married it really comes out to like $10K per BJ.