The Walking Dead characters - careers before the ZA?

rabidcatfan

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This seems like a fun discussion for fans of both TWD show and comic series. Although we know the former professions of some of the characters, there are some whose past are shrouded in mystery or maybe it was revealed but has been forgotten.

In the cases of the characters who have not had their past revealed, what are guesses for what they did before the ZA?

Here's the ones we know about for sure -

Rick Grimes - Sheriff's Deputy
Shane Walsh- Sheriff's Deputy
Carol Peletier - Office Secretary (revealed in first half of season 5 when she and Daryl are looking for Beth)
Michonne - Civil Rights Attorney
Hershel Greene - Veterinarian
Glenn Rhee - Pizza Delivery Boy
Carl Grimes- Middle School Student
Merle Dixon - Criminal/Social Deviant/Drug Dealer
Daryl Dixon - didn't do anything but get into trouble with Merle (according to his quotes from the first half of season 4)
Dawn lerner - Police Officer
Edwin Jenner - CDC Doctor/Scientist
Pete Anderson - Doctor
Deanna Monroe - Senator
Reg Monroe - Architect
Eugene Porter - High School chemistry teacher
Sgt. Abraham Ford - Military (Army or Marines, not sure which)
Father Gabriel Stokes - Preacher
Bob Stookey - Medic
Ezekiel - Zookeeper
Eastman - Psychiatrist

Here are ones we can guess about (my guess is in parentheses)-

Andrea Harrison - (Lawyer - I think she may have said this at one time, but I'm not certain)
Tyreese Williams - (Auto Mechanic)
Sasha Williams - (Secretary)
Lori Grimes - (Florist)
Maggie Greene - (College Student)
Beth Greene - (high school student)
Tara Chambler - (Walmart associate - tried out for the police academy but didn't make it)
Rosita Espinosa - (Restaurant Hostess)
Morgan Jones - (Marketing Consultant)
The Governor - (Shoe Store Manager)
T-Dog Douglas - (Warehouse Worker)
Dale Horvath - (Retired Auto Worker)
Jessie Anderson - (Hair Stylist)
Caesar Martinez - (Warehouse Worker)
Milton Mamet - (Science teacher)
Otis - (Janitor)
Nicholas - (Unemployed)
Negan - (Used Car Salesman)
Jesus Rovia - (Military)
Gareth - (Security Guard)
Dwight - (Auto Parts Store Employee)
Alpha Wolf - (Unemployed)
 

mashburned

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Idk, but lately my favorite Za has been the frozen variety, tbh. Always been a Lil C's guy but back when that frozen pizza thread was really rolling I had this great idea to stock my freezer with frozen Zas and whenever I would get a za craving id just bake my own damn za right then and there. It's been pretty good. I've had a primo DiGiorno, a personal pan Red Baron, and I still got some Red Baron french bread Zas for when I'm feeling fancy. Got a big bag of za rolls, obviously. I'm set. Idk wtf I'd do without za and I doubt all those losers you named know either.
 

UKserialkiller

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Rick Grimes - English guy pretending to be American. Sucks a lot of penis
Shane Walsh- Punisher
Carol Peletier - Some old ***** you beat up in a trailer park
Michonne - Black Live Matters
Hershel Greene - Hates black people
Glenn Rhee - Pizza Delivery Boy
Carl Grimes- Little emo *****
Merle Dixon - Trailer trash, loves Marlboro
Daryl Dixon - See Merle
Dawn lerner - Somewhore I can;t remember.
Edwin Jenner - Prolly some arrogant *******, Atheist no doubt
Pete Anderson -Who?
Deanna Monroe - May as well cal her Nancy Pelosi
Reg Monroe - Some guy whose life you DGAF about
Eugene Porter - Molester
Sgt. Abraham Ford - Fixes cars and beats women
Father Gabriel Stokes - Gay white man trapped in a black man's body
Bob Stookey - Middle aged alcoholic black man
Ezekiel - Weed smoker
Eastman - Narcissist who loves himself

Here are ones we can guess about (my guess is in parentheses)-

Andrea Harrison - Bitchy woman who is never happy
Tyreese Williams - Babysits white people
Sasha Williams - Mad that they keep killing off strongblack men like Tyreese
Lori Grimes - Your average cheating wife
Maggie Greene - Dumb country *****. Likely to buy a $300 toothbrush off QVC
Beth Greene - Prolly sucks tranny dong
Tara Chambler - Smells her own queefs for fun
Rosita Espinosa - Cleans houses naked
Morgan Jones - P**** boi
The Governor - Local sheriff
T-Dog Douglas - Accommodates white people
Dale Horvath - Old dumbass who thinks he knows more than anyone
Jessie Anderson - Forgot
Caesar Martinez - Forgot
Milton Mamet - Forgot
Otis - Double forgot
Nicholas - Almost forgot
Negan - Talks a lot of **** when he has 100 people to back him up
Jesus Rovia - Typical stoner wondering why weed isn't legal
Gareth - The guy no one likes
Dwight - Definitely cooks 98% of his meals off a George Foreman
Alpha Wolf - Sucks off people she lives with. All 500 of them.

FTFY-
 
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