These commercials have got to go
- Thread starter funKYcat75
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If I royally screw up and end up in hell someday, this commercial is what I will hear on loop as I'm being poked with a pitchfork. It comes on the iHeartRadio channel I listen to EV.ER.Y.MOR.NING right as I'm getting out of the shower. The days I wake up before my alarm, I just sit for a second and smile knowing I will not have to hear it that day.
I can't embed it, but here's the link, if you dare. Now imagine it playing through a bluetooth speaker at 5:45 every morning.
They brilliant lyrics are below. Enjoy.
0:00 Up in our busy little bathroom.
0:02 It stinks.
0:03 Down in our musty, musty basement.
0:05 To think
0:06 if I could close my eyes and dream
0:07 to board a plane or a car
0:09 but with Febreze in my home I don’t have to go far.
0:12 My bathroom smells like Big Sur’s trees
0:16 and my basement’s now odor free.
0:19 The whole house is fresh again.
0:21 I smell a win!
0:22 It smells just like vacation.
0:24 Breathe happy Febreze.
0:26 La, la, la, la, la
I can't embed it, but here's the link, if you dare. Now imagine it playing through a bluetooth speaker at 5:45 every morning.
They brilliant lyrics are below. Enjoy.
0:00 Up in our busy little bathroom.
0:02 It stinks.
0:03 Down in our musty, musty basement.
0:05 To think
0:06 if I could close my eyes and dream
0:07 to board a plane or a car
0:09 but with Febreze in my home I don’t have to go far.
0:12 My bathroom smells like Big Sur’s trees
0:16 and my basement’s now odor free.
0:19 The whole house is fresh again.
0:21 I smell a win!
0:22 It smells just like vacation.
0:24 Breathe happy Febreze.
0:26 La, la, la, la, la
One of the worst commercials is some Kit Kat commercial. Some rap guy named Chance and picks up a Kit Kat bar. Just horrid
And. I like Kit Kats, but no way in hell are they that damn noisy to eat.
Lol in her mind she probably thinks she sounds dead on Adele
A new one that irks the ever loving **** out of me is the Verizon "Can you hear me now?" Guy doing Sprint commercials. I don't have skin in that game and those Verizon commercials were horrendous but seeing his smug little face talk about Sprint with someone is annoying as hell. You are back and pimping the other carrier? Sweet can't wait for your AT&T commercials in 15 years.
The way it's going, every commercial will be about AT&T or its subsidies by then.
This don't make me want a Jaguar.
At all....
At all....
How come Subway quit using Jarrod?
:joy::joy:
Better prison commercial guy? Jarrod or ShamWow dude?
:joy::joy:
Better prison commercial guy? Jarrod or ShamWow dude?
These Belk commercials on the SEC network are killing me. They look like they were done as a high school project.
I also have decided I completely hate the Dr. Pepper guy now.
I also have decided I completely hate the Dr. Pepper guy now.
This don't make me want a Jaguar.
At all....
New leader.
Trisha Yearwood and Garth Brooks Christmas Commercial. Horrible.
Trisha Yearwood and Garth Brooks Christmas Commercial. Horrible.
Come on man...YOU left out the most important Morgan...get your ish together!
I hope Doug with Mesothelioma died already. I hated his whiny sniveling *******.
"YOU DON'T OWN ME". [sick]:uzi:
Already been shown 3 times in the first 9 minutes of the Patriots-Jets game.
Already been shown 3 times in the first 9 minutes of the Patriots-Jets game.
It's time for Larry Culpepper to be thrown out of the football stadium. And for Allstate's Mayhem to be arrested before he kills somebody. As far as local commercials that show in the Lexington area, there's some sort of building supply place down somewhere in which the TV talent is a guy who juggles and does a voice impression of the late, not especially great Pat Buttram (Mister Haney from a dreadful '60s sitcom called "Green Acres."). Really? That's your hook?
Crouching naked over an open blender while my nuts get puréed into antimatter would be a sweet, serene release from that.
Harpo Morgan. The silent Morgan. Blowing horns and cutting neckties.
Shemp Morgan? We shall never speak of him again.
I thought this one had been retired but, nope, it's made a local comeback. It's clipped to 30 seconds on recent runs, but the awful jokes and fake laughter at the end are the first things I thought of when seeing this thread.
Those damn ADA is on The Way Hvac ads. Then they sing the jingle. Good lord Stephen Hawking could sell me a boner before these goofs could pitch me a damn air conditioner