Things that piss you off
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Dear Sky Daddy,
Please show me the way to be more peaceful and considerate towards my fellow man. Guide me be more loving and forgiving, the way us xians should be.
Oh, and please make that sunofabitch that caused me to wait an extra 60 seconds for my food to choke and gasp and suffer a miserable death. Followed by an eternity in a pit of hell’s fire.
Amen!
A few more:
Waitresses that put the customer copy of the receipt on top, so after I write in a tip there is no where to sign my name.
Restaurants that sell buffalo wings or ribs and don't have wet wipes.
People that stop at yield signs or when merging.
Bars/Restaurants that sell buckets of beer and open all of them when they bring them to the table.
Waitresses that put the customer copy of the receipt on top, so after I write in a tip there is no where to sign my name.
Restaurants that sell buffalo wings or ribs and don't have wet wipes.
People that stop at yield signs or when merging.
Bars/Restaurants that sell buckets of beer and open all of them when they bring them to the table.
Getting ready for one of my favorites: That U of L's band always gets the honor of playing My Old Kentucky Home on national TV at the Derby, and UK band never does. It is the KENTUCKY Derby, not the LOUISVILLE Derby. It is just not right, and I intend to protest by not betting on the winner, as I have managed to do nearly every year since I was about 15 years old.
Use of the word " chips " in reference to winning championSHIPS .. Dude , Bruh we need a couple more chips to be really elite .. I want to knock their teeth out.
Women who write a statement with a question mark??
I've noticed this more and more with American women lately.
Drives me nuts. Are you making a statement, or a question?
Do you have so little conviction or belief in your statements, that you put the question mark as a hedge against someone disagreeing? No wonder we can't determine if someone is a male and a female, when we can't even take a stand on a statement, or a question. Wishy washy crap.
I've noticed this more and more with American women lately.
Drives me nuts. Are you making a statement, or a question?
Do you have so little conviction or belief in your statements, that you put the question mark as a hedge against someone disagreeing? No wonder we can't determine if someone is a male and a female, when we can't even take a stand on a statement, or a question. Wishy washy crap.
-People that don’t return shopping carts to the cart corral
-People who pull out in front of me on a 2 lane road and drive exceedingly slow.
-People that pull out in front of me on a 4 lane road and don’t cross over the far lane.
-Both of the above that do that and there is nobody behind me
-People who have a shopping cart full of stuff and won’t let the person behind them that only has 1/2 things go in front of them.
-people that call after 5pm, or on the weekends, checking to see if their clock is done. I work M-F 9-5. Thems the rules.
—fish that won’t bite
-The neighbor’s cat that uses my yard as it’s personal litter box.
I could go on but I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.
-People who pull out in front of me on a 2 lane road and drive exceedingly slow.
-People that pull out in front of me on a 4 lane road and don’t cross over the far lane.
-Both of the above that do that and there is nobody behind me
-People who have a shopping cart full of stuff and won’t let the person behind them that only has 1/2 things go in front of them.
-people that call after 5pm, or on the weekends, checking to see if their clock is done. I work M-F 9-5. Thems the rules.
—fish that won’t bite
-The neighbor’s cat that uses my yard as it’s personal litter box.
I could go on but I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.
People continually staying in the left lane going slow, and people "thanking me for my service", especially when you can tell they don't mean it.
when i bite my own tongue or cheeks while eating
when i reach for the light switch and quickly flick it on - but JUST miss
i’ve cream headaches - i go into a fkking rage !!
when you drop a coin and it prattles and rattles seemingly endlessly before stopping - i have to slam it quiet
people who turn left but don’t move aside and let you turn right
when i get hiccups - seriously at some point i hate myself
WINTER SUNSHINE. - i curse and wish EXTINCTION upon the very star that nurtures life here on earth
i get pissed to the point of TOURETTES when ****** music is playing publicly - i have to evacuate
other things too ...
People that post vacation pictures during spring break/vacation season and then when asked "where are you" they say that was from last summer. They just couldn't stand someone else posting beach pictures so they had to get in the mix.
Social media in general.
Social media posts that say something like "prayers needed, you know if you know". Like pray for me, but you are not quite a good enough friend to know why.
Wireless printers. For some reason, I have to restart mine every time I want to print.
Social media in general.
Social media posts that say something like "prayers needed, you know if you know". Like pray for me, but you are not quite a good enough friend to know why.
Wireless printers. For some reason, I have to restart mine every time I want to print.
Being up 15 at the half of the title game and choking. Signed UNC fans
When someone picks up the telephone disconnecting me while I'm trying to look at the internet or download a song.
Lower lip too. I turn into the Hulk minus the incredible muscle mass when I bite my lower lip while eating.
This would send me into a blind rage circa 1999 or so.
-christian conservative fanatics
-helping people move who aren't ready to move
-Jimmy Dykes' commentary
-Ralph Hacker's existence
-innocent people in prison
-helping people move who aren't ready to move
-Jimmy Dykes' commentary
-Ralph Hacker's existence
-innocent people in prison
Women who use filters on FB to post their pictures, knowing they haven't looked that good in 25 years, if ever. And then people commenting, you're beautiful.
Drivers that poke along on two lane roads and when they come to a passing lane, they instantly start speeding up. Well ah, you better have your seat belt tight, it's on!
People that leave their shopping carts in the middle of the aisle while looking for something.
Calipari...Calipari pisses me off.
Drivers that poke along on two lane roads and when they come to a passing lane, they instantly start speeding up. Well ah, you better have your seat belt tight, it's on!
People that leave their shopping carts in the middle of the aisle while looking for something.
Calipari...Calipari pisses me off.
Obviously pretty women who constantly post pictures of themselves in their newest dress or whatever just so their friends can fawn over them telling them how beautiful they look. Are you really that insecure or starved for attention?
As a hiking enthusiast, people that can’t respect nature piss me off. Especially those that disrespect nature in state parks, nature preserves, national monuments.
Rule one of hiking. Take nothing except pictures, leave nothing except footprints. No one wants to see your initials gouged into a tree, or “Billy loves Susie” scratched into some sandstone. Don’t pick flowers or ferns. Stay on the hiking paths. Don’t tromp through streams or climb cliff faces unless there are specific spots set aside for those activities.
When you visit a zoo do you feel entitled to take home a baby animal? When you visit an art museum do you feel entitled to add a mustache to an oil painting? No! When you visit a park or nature preserve the same applies. Leave it exactly as you find it so others can enjoy it.
End of long rant!
Rule one of hiking. Take nothing except pictures, leave nothing except footprints. No one wants to see your initials gouged into a tree, or “Billy loves Susie” scratched into some sandstone. Don’t pick flowers or ferns. Stay on the hiking paths. Don’t tromp through streams or climb cliff faces unless there are specific spots set aside for those activities.
When you visit a zoo do you feel entitled to take home a baby animal? When you visit an art museum do you feel entitled to add a mustache to an oil painting? No! When you visit a park or nature preserve the same applies. Leave it exactly as you find it so others can enjoy it.
End of long rant!
Hearing "Glory Days" by Springsteen on the radio... instant dash for the dial.
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Teleconference/Zoom calls for work in general, but:
- Endless, meaningless platitudes on teleconference/Zoom calls. "Thanks so much for the opportunity to talk to you today about...", "I know you are all very busy...", I appreciate you talking the time..." AHHH! Don't need 'em, don't want 'em. Just get to the point and move on.
- And, when the meeting is over earlier than it was scheduled, don't tell me "I'm giving you back XX minutes." You never owed my freakin' time to give it back.
- Oh, and consistently starting to talk and then asking, "Can you hear me?" We have heard everyone up to that point and you will be told (very quickly) that you cant be heard if that is the case.
- Endless, meaningless platitudes on teleconference/Zoom calls. "Thanks so much for the opportunity to talk to you today about...", "I know you are all very busy...", I appreciate you talking the time..." AHHH! Don't need 'em, don't want 'em. Just get to the point and move on.
- And, when the meeting is over earlier than it was scheduled, don't tell me "I'm giving you back XX minutes." You never owed my freakin' time to give it back.
- Oh, and consistently starting to talk and then asking, "Can you hear me?" We have heard everyone up to that point and you will be told (very quickly) that you cant be heard if that is the case.
Inconsiderate hotel neighbors. Offenses include:
-Letting door slam behind when entering or leaving room
-TV volume loud enough to hear through wall
-allowing loud small children to run up and down the hallway
-individuals who are do not or are unable to MODULATE THE VOLUME OF THEIR VOICE, I MUST SPEAK AS IF I AM AT A ROCK CONCERT INSTEAD OF SITTING IN A HOTEL ROOM
-Letting door slam behind when entering or leaving room
-TV volume loud enough to hear through wall
-allowing loud small children to run up and down the hallway
-individuals who are do not or are unable to MODULATE THE VOLUME OF THEIR VOICE, I MUST SPEAK AS IF I AM AT A ROCK CONCERT INSTEAD OF SITTING IN A HOTEL ROOM
This one concerns me a bit. I always assumed no one could hear me listening to porn in my hotel room. Oh, and I hate kids too.
Liberals and conservatives who can’t have a conversation about some mundane apolitical topic without injecting politics.
People with a giant SUV full of passengers who order $80 worth of food in a drive thru and completely f up the flow of customers to the window. Take your asses inside.
People who complain at self-checkouts. “Where’s my paycheck for doing this simple task for 5 minutes? Hurrr durrrr.” Shut your old *** mouth and put the box of cereal into the bag. It ain’t hard. I’d rather scan my stuff myself and not have to make small talk with some miserable cashier who doesn’t want to talk to me but is compelled by company policy.
People with a giant SUV full of passengers who order $80 worth of food in a drive thru and completely f up the flow of customers to the window. Take your asses inside.
People who complain at self-checkouts. “Where’s my paycheck for doing this simple task for 5 minutes? Hurrr durrrr.” Shut your old *** mouth and put the box of cereal into the bag. It ain’t hard. I’d rather scan my stuff myself and not have to make small talk with some miserable cashier who doesn’t want to talk to me but is compelled by company policy.
I’m the same way. I’m an avid kayaker in warm months.
I keep a garbage bag in my kayak and usually walk around picking up litter from the banks of creeks/rivers when we stop for a break or to eat. I put the garbage bag in my vehicle and throw it away at home.
Beer drinkers and cigarette smokers are the worst offenders.
Thank you, that may be the only thing that liberals and conservatives on this board would agree unanimously.
People who are intolerant of other people's culture and the Dutch.
Really hate when people at the gym HAVE to have their preferred locker, and instead of going into an area that's empty, they squeeze in with 3 other people who are already sharing the same bench. Happens at least once a week.
I could write a book on how many people think society is just supposed to adjust around them. Have some common courtesy. The locker room area you like is filled, too bad.. go somewhere else.
I could write a book on how many people think society is just supposed to adjust around them. Have some common courtesy. The locker room area you like is filled, too bad.. go somewhere else.
People that use the microwave and stop it before it's done and don't hit reset.
I don’t think he’s ever shot a round under par for me on FanDuel. He’s an absolute bum. But when I don’t pick him he finishes second.
Posters on any forum that either A. Inject politics into a thread or B. Resort to personal insults and name calling just because they have a different opinion. Instantly ruins a thread because it instantly devolves into a giant pissing match.
Bicyclists riding on a two lane road during rush hour is maddening. These jackasses think they own the road and always slow everything down. They motion other drivers to go around them right when you can’t see what’s coming up on the other side.
Bicyclists riding on a two lane road during rush hour is maddening. These jackasses think they own the road and always slow everything down. They motion other drivers to go around them right when you can’t see what’s coming up on the other side.