Things you learned from 80s movies?
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Don't ever invite a vampire into your house, silly boy, it renders you powerless.
-Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear.
-Juuuuust a bit outside.
-There is a University of Rangoon, and a School of Faith Healing in Knoxville, TN.
-The latter offers night classes.
-I wish I was a loofah
-It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses....Hit it.
-Juuuuust a bit outside.
-There is a University of Rangoon, and a School of Faith Healing in Knoxville, TN.
-The latter offers night classes.
-I wish I was a loofah
-It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses....Hit it.
This is my rifle this is my gun
This is for fighting this is for fun.
This is for fighting this is for fun.
The Kentucky community college system has/had some 80s staples. Lloyd as a professor and Sonny Landham (Predator) was a student at Ashland Community College in the mid 2000s. Ha
.....what we found out is that each one of us is a brain... and an athlete... a basket case... a princess... and a criminal. Does that answer your question?
I learned that the basketball hoop/court is the same size no matter where you play......
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
That Rocky Marciano beat Joe Louis @$$.......a black awareness rally is a good place to hear music and find a girl.....
I learned that Vader was Luke's father........then later on found out that no matter how much galactic scht-uff you've done that you can be redeemed.
Phoebe Cates had a perfect set of tits.
And it was ok to rub one out while looking at them. Brad Hamilton definitely agrees.
And it was ok to rub one out while looking at them. Brad Hamilton definitely agrees.
Well Glennn they where not making out, so it was completely OK to play the PG album. Now, had then been in the back seat, then LZ4 would have been the selection. Try and keep up.
If you are a cute chick a shower stall is a more dangerous place than a war zone.
- They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.
- Do or do not, there is no try.
- Be nice until it's time to not be nice
- Don't get high on your own supply
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The reason people get hurt in drunk driving crashes—is because they’ve never learned to drive drunk.
Some 80s hotties don't age well
Kelly LeBrock looks ok.
Geena looks psycho.
Kelly McGillis is a thespian.
Man Kathleen Turner got way hotter.
Getting your drivers license depends on whether or not a cup of coffee is spilled
If someone calls your momma a *****, be prepared to be asked "Is She ?"
Following my one and gratefully only viewing of ET, I walked out knowing to NEVER AGAIN buy one of those 52 ounce mega orange crushes before going into the movie.
If you are an average looking guy and suddenly have the opportunity to have your way with the hottest girl you ever dreamed of, you know there is some maniac hiding around the corner wearing a cool mask and wielding a 2 foot long knife with your name on it
If you are an average looking guy and suddenly have the opportunity to have your way with the hottest girl you ever dreamed of, you know there is some maniac hiding around the corner wearing a cool mask and wielding a 2 foot long knife with your name on it
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We found out that there was a speed faster than light....Ludicrous speed. Also that there was an animal that was his own best friend. A MOG part man part dog.
But if you're gonna drive, the Family Truckster is the way to go.
<---disappointed the Truckster wasn't also equipped with a CB Radio..