Things you won't see in your lifetime

Wall2Boogie

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Dammit Tskware brings up the most relevant point in this thread and it feels like he is straight pissin' in my mouth and I'm allowing it to happen because it's prolly the truth.

I'll admit, before I die, Tskware has a better shot at peeing in my mouth than UK winning a SEC championship in football. I'd like to post on the board but it's like reading the Depression Anonymous transcript.
You know what they say, if you get pissed on, piss back lol
 
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-LEK-

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Oppression from our new imperial robot overlords
Privacy revert back to the first days of the internet
IP addresses not given over freely to consumer tracking
Synthetic skin/ robotic luke skywalker hands
Ability to read between the lines
Forty- 0
A proper twin peaks finale
Gin and tonic pancake syrup
Goats with lasers attached to their foreheads
Optimus Prime comes to life and destroys cleveland
Testicular Cancer fights back and wins!
 

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You mean Georgia didn't win the SEC that year? Damn, I was sure they played Pitt in the Sugar Bowl. :p (You can't count forfeits after the season is over). But we did have a hell of a team that year, my a$$ is still frost bit from watching you guys in the Peach Bowl.

Honest question, you are a little bit older than me - will we see it the rest of our life? Isn't 1977 the last time we even had a winning record in the SEC?
The SEC named us co-champions.
You mean Georgia didn't win the SEC that year? Damn, I was sure they played Pitt in the Sugar Bowl. :p (You can't count forfeits after the season is over). But we did have a hell of a team that year, my a$$ is still frost bit from watching you guys in the Peach Bowl.

Honest question, you are a little bit older than me - will we see it the rest of our life? Isn't 1977 the last time we even had a winning record in the SEC?
I think we will. Stoops is doing what no other football coach at Kentucky has done....Bring in talent across the board that is capable of winning the conference championship.
 

Tskware

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The SEC named us co-champions.

I think we will. Stoops is doing what no other football coach at Kentucky has done....Bring in talent across the board that is capable of winning the conference championship.

I sure hope you are right.
 

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Lol, I think these have been funny. I have a new one:

People who won't buy a car strictly for its name. I'm pointing at you bmw and Mercedes guy. Someone please tell me, why the hell do you drop 60k on a lower series model, when you can go by a full loaded whip made by Chevy, ford, or Toyota? I don't get it. You douchebags need to hang out with the dudes that drive around their trucks with smoke stacks and and bull nuts. You guys would be in good company.
 

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Statesmen who serve as President and Congressman. People who practice good governance and truly serve the people. Not politicians who only govern by ideaology, serving the special interest who bought them, and treat governing like it is some damn basketball game by racking up points against the opposing party. Political parties are the worst thing to ever happen to governing.

Kentucky winning the SEC in football.

Tennessee winning a national title in basketball.

An Atlanta pro sports team ever winning a championship.
 
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A naughty teacher thread that Willy doesn't like.
 
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A new UK sports facility/field/court named to honor Eddie Sutton, Joker Phillips or Billy Clyde Gillispie.
 

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  • Sun-Melted Glaciers
  • An NYC subway station that doesn't smell like hot horse piss in August
  • An Apple Watch worth buying
  • The Power K logo comeback
  • RQ Arnold paying old gambling debts
  • Billy Donovan's horse farm in Lexington
  • A perfume called "Homeless Dude"
 
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A cashier that knows what to do and not looked completely confused if my bill is say $2.96 and I give him/her $3.01. No, I did not overpay on accident.

Rivals going back to the old layout...(this one is okay but I was used to the old one)

Chick-Fila open on Sundays
 
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Tskware

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Tennessee winning a national title in basketball.

I would agree 100%. Only they don't care.

One thing I truly believe is that Kentucky cares more about football than anyone else in the SEC cares about basketball, maybe all 13 teams put together.
 

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I thought about this one today. Next time you are driving count the Asian Americans that drive american cars. It won't be too hard. Your count will come to the same. Zero. Lol good luck
 

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A viable third political party

Legal recreational pot in the bible belt.

Bengals Super Bowl win.
 

Wall2Boogie

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A cop when you need one. Especially those people who blow by you in rice burners doing 95. You will never see a cop
 

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A ghost dressed in 60's hippie clothing. Ever notice when people claim to see ghosts they pretty much cap out from the 1800's. Lots of civil war, native american, old *** ghosts, never hear of any stoner ghosts.
 
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Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
C-beams glittering in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.

"time . . to die"

Best science fiction movie ever? It is at least in the discussion.