Things you would rather do than see the unc cheater u tar heel win in anything.

[Dad2ze]

Drink warm Coca-Cola while eating Wanda’s Nanner Puddin.

 

[skysdad]

Supporting Duke to wear all black uniforms at away or lower seeded games. OFC

 

[SwatX1]

Give up beer, Jim beam fire, and my model wife with the Dallas cowboys tattoo...

 

[smashmouth5]

Tongue kiss one of those old metal fans and then give the commencement at the UNCheat graduation wearing a baby blue tuxedo and then host Bubba Cunningham and discuss the virtues of UNCheat while enjoying a bowl Roy's old lady's nanner pudding. We will then listen to a dramatic reading by JR Reid.