Things You're OCD About?

[UKserialkiller]

I hover my *** an inch or two above toilet seats in public restrooms. I never touch them. My gf doesn't even believe it's possible. Just good leg muscles I guess...

Crabs can jump 6 inches.

 

[west-ky-wildcat]

You're doing it wrong. Right arm/hand/leg/foot always goes first. Always. ALWAYS. ALWAYS

 

[WindyCityWildcat]

Eh, crabs don't bother me. Nothing a can of Deep Woods Off and a ball shaving can't fix. I'm more concerned with the poop germs.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Eh, crabs don't bother me. Nothing a can of Deep Woods Off and a ball shaving can't fix. I'm more concerned with the poop germs.

We're polar opposites. I would rather have a homeless man smear his feces on my face than to catch crabs off a dirty toilet seat.

 

[true55]

They have a fresh minty smell too. I love the smell of these wipes when I open the pack. That smell...that minty smell....smells like....victory!

Do you smell them before or after you wipe ? Just to be clear..........

 

[JohnnyCope]

i guess you'd call this ocd. when i finish up on a gals back i make sure she has a nice clean white towel. got a closet full of them. next morning i burn it outback because you know how these hoes be rehydrating them **** towels and sticking em up their snatch to get pregnant. johnny cope ain't about to be on the hook for no baby for 18 years.

 

[JDHoss]

Do you smell them before or after you wipe ? Just to be clear..........

Both...