This Itching Its Driving Me Nuts!

[BigBlueFan1963]

I go through this every winter. I could almost fill the tub with baby oil and get in there for a while.

I guess I need to get all lotioned up! I always remember these old Lanacane commercials.

 

[elwood_blue]

My Pekingese was like that until I got a humidifier for the months we used heat.

 

[RacerX.ksr]

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

 

[EKELLER]

Is there a steering wheel in your pants?

 

[funKYcat75]

This itching is drying me nuts!

 

[UKGrad93]

Reminds me of a story that I saw on reddit.com. Some dude said his taint was itchin and since he was in his apartment, he dug in and started scratching away. Only problem was that his door was open. Just as he was experiencing relief, the best looking woman in the building happens to walk by. She gave him a disgusted look and moved on.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Cold showers
When driving... Don't blow heat delivery off floor.
Humidifier
Drink water.

 

[jwheat]

crabs sucks

 

[funKYcat75]

Originally posted by ThroughBlue:
crabs sucks

As does subject-verb agreement.

 

[jwheat]

Maybe I can get an ointment to help that too

 

[ThePhoenix_rivals211191]

Made me think of "Ashy Larry" from the Chappelle's show skits.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

free willy

 

[ManitouDan]

you need some salve

 

[bluthruandthru]

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

When you wipe after a ****, go from front to back..not the other way.

 

[starchief]