Gotta post this because this board will have a blast with it… So, a guy gets arrested at Newark airport for attempting to smuggle a live turtle onto a plane. Apparently the turtle was in the front of his pants! I will get it started… Elaine: “It shrinks?” Jerry: “ Like a frightened turtle!” Have at it boys, don’t disappoint!
This will be fun!
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At least he didn’t get in trouble for it coming out of its’ shell to play
Man caught attempting to smuggle living turtle through airport security down the front of his pants
A Pennsylvania man attempting to go through airport security was discovered to have been hiding a living turtle in his pants as he tried to sneak it onto the plane.
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Hey girl. I'll show you my snapper if you show me yours
. This guy will be tough to beat for the Moron of the Year award!
Starbucks getting the finger from some parent that he offended by correcting their kid!
How odd… I had always heard the phrase “a turtle head poking out” used more as a metaphor for something happening, uh, ‘round back 
So this guy thought… wrap a turtle in a towel, place it in the front of my jeans … and expect that you will make it through the check station.
Man caught attempting to smuggle living turtle through airport security down the front of his pants
A Pennsylvania man attempting to go through airport security was discovered to have been hiding a living turtle in his pants as he tried to sneak it onto the plane.
I’m sure it’s all just a misunderstanding.
Tonight at Starbucks:
Me: Hi. I’ll take a Brown Sugar Oatmilk Cortado with one Splenda, please.
Barista: Go f*ck yourself.
Me:
Reminds me of the Chuck Berry song about “swimming across turtle creek and snappers all around my feet. Sure was hard swimming across that thing with both hands holding my ding-a-ling-a-ling “.
I pray that his parents have passed on.Man caught attempting to smuggle living turtle through airport security down the front of his pants
A Pennsylvania man attempting to go through airport security was discovered to have been hiding a living turtle in his pants as he tried to sneak it onto the plane.
