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WVUALLEN

WVUALLEN

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An immovable object. Can he dunk? Can he play defense? Can he get from one side to the other faster than plump turkey? Do you have to leave cookies as an incentive to move? Do we have to use 2 scholarships on him? Will we need to invest into a gold and blue Zipcode Design Marcus Loveseat Upholstery?

Is his weight more than the crowd average at the game?

One wrong move in practice and the treadmill gives him a stroke.
 
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WVUALLEN said:
An immovable object. Can he dunk? Can he play defense? Can he get from one side to the other faster than plump turkey? Do you have to leave cookies as an incentive to move? Do we have to use 2 scholarships on him? Will we need to invest into a gold and blue Zipcode Design Marcus Loveseat Upholstery?

Is his weight more than the crowd average at the game? This is WV. You might not want that answer.

One wrong move in practice and the treadmill gives him a stroke.
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He is a set shooter. His agent says no running. Our defense is good enough to go 4 on 5. He just makes it rain.
 
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