Tim Tebow hits HR in first at-bat

[UKserialkiller]

Russell Wilson is a perfect example of why Tebow gets the hate. RW is just as devoutly religious, raises WAY more money for local philanthropic/charity groups, and is exponentially better on the gridiron. However, Russell isn't slobberknobbed by legions of Bible thumpers as a reward for every breath he takes, so he doesn't get the hate Tebow does.

It's about the obnoxious Tebow fluffers, not Tebow himself.

Yeah, but did Russell GD Wilson ever play SEC FOOTBALL???

Tebow-----> non-SEC Wilson


ROLL TIDE

 

[LordEgg_rivals16573]

Shoeless Jesus Jackson. They said he made his own bats at his lumber yard...which led to some major irony later on.

 

[YourPublicEnemy]

<~~~~~~~ always drafts Tebow in his fantasy league...(If you know what I mean)

Good stuff but I don't play fantasy football. That's lame as hell.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Good stuff but I don't play fantasy football. That's lame as hell.

I didn't mention football.

 

[Supreme Lord Z]

Russell Wilson is a perfect example of why Tebow gets the hate. RW is just as devoutly religious, raises WAY more money for local philanthropic/charity groups, and is exponentially better on the gridiron. However, Russell isn't slobberknobbed by legions of Bible thumpers as a reward for every breath he takes, so he doesn't get the hate Tebow does.

It's about the obnoxious Tebow fluffers, not Tebow himself.

Russell is black so don't hold your breathe for the bible thumpers to embrace him like Tebow.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Shoeless Jesus Jackson. They said he made his own bats at his lumber yard...which led to some major irony later on.

[laughing]

 

[PhattyJ4UK_rivals309166]

Im sure by now that timmys schlong has, like the denver broncos, packed up its balls and left.

 

[MegaBlue05]

Ha, all 3 were and still are celebrated by the media.

Tebow would pray on the field and everyone went nuts. Kaepernick kneels during the anthem and all of a sudden hes Rosa Parks 2.0 to some people.

And the dark lord and master, Satan, to others.

It's all about outlook.

I don't hate Tebow. I wish his fans would off themselves or go get laid or something. Does that make me bad? Probably. Do I care? Not even a little.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Time to...wait for it.....resurrect this thread with the latest Tebow miracle.

[laughing]

Tim Tebow is hittin' .195.

He just needs to stick to circumcising 3rd world babies. It's obvious sports isn't his profession

 

[P.PattersonISwalkingthruthatdoor]

Yea but he's batting 1.000 at playing Jesus.

And 0.000 at getting past 3rd base

 

[UKserialkiller]

And 0.000 at getting past 3rd base

[laughing]

 

[UKserialkiller]

 

[Kooky Kats]

If the dude ain't gettin pussoire, it's obvious he prefers taking his snaps from under center.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[UKserialkiller]

only a virgin if you don't **** a human. Nothing wrong with ****ing a wall.

hahaha exactly what I was waiting for.