So Vonburns1 walked into a large doctors’ office, and tells the nurse, “I have a small problem that I need to speak to the large doctor about.”
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So Vonburns1 walked into a large doctors’ office, and tells the nurse, “I have a small problem that I need to speak to the large doctor about.”
Why does Tiger Woods carry around an extra pair of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one.
I'll show myself out.
In case he gets a hole in one.
I'll show myself out.
I enjoy making people laugh. I've told that joke probably to 40 different people. After the response of the first few men, I knew they didn't like it. After the first few women(who probably had a honeymoon), I knew I had a winner. About 10% of the women just don't get it or had bad honeymoons. The other 90% loved it and many said they had to tell it to others. To answer your question, I smiled when I heard it and thought I would see how others reacted because I like to take peoples minds off their hectic life, even if it's for just a few seconds. A laugh is a wonderful thing to hear.
Say what you want about Pedophiles but at least they drive slow through school zones
When you're 76 like me, you have a large number of doctors on speed dial. You always hope the small problem that you go to a doctors office about, isn't a large problem that he tells you about.
If you live in the Lexington area, I'm not sure if you heard that last night, two teenage boys were throwing rocks down on cars from the Broadway overpass on I - 64/75. One of those boys was throwing a big rock and had tied a rope around it so he could pull it back up each time after he threw it. He tied the other end to his wrist. He made the mistake of throwing it at an 18 wheeler, but it got tangled up in the tractor's side mirror assembly and ripped his arm off.
But the police arrested the truck driver!
Why?
Armed robbery.
But the police arrested the truck driver!
Why?
Armed robbery.
Guy is in a bar and throws up on his shirt. Oh no! he cries, my wife will kill me.
his friend says, just tell her someone else did it and put $10 in your pocket to pay for cleaning.
Guy says, that’s what I’ll do.
Gets home and his wife starts yelling and he tells her, some guy threw up on me, put $10 in my pocket to pay for cleaning.
she reaches in his pocket and says, there’s $20 in there.
he says, the guy **** in my pants too.
his friend says, just tell her someone else did it and put $10 in your pocket to pay for cleaning.
Guy says, that’s what I’ll do.
Gets home and his wife starts yelling and he tells her, some guy threw up on me, put $10 in my pocket to pay for cleaning.
she reaches in his pocket and says, there’s $20 in there.
he says, the guy **** in my pants too.
