1. Seahawks linebacker Malcolm Smith was asked, "Are you gonna do it for Rae Carruth?" Carruth, a former Panthers receiver, was found guilty of conspiracy to commit murder in 2001. So, so, so awkward.
2. Several players were asked why they don't wear jockstraps. When pressed further, Broncos wide receiver Eric Decker was asked, "Don't you want to protect your little Eric Deckers?"
3. Someone was dressed up as Waldo, which led to his sidekick asking players and coaches if they could spot Waldo in the crowd.
4. Someone asked Broncos wide receiver Demaryius Thomas was asked to do a "Marry, (ah hem), kill." Deion Sanders, who was standing next to a horrified Thomas, advised him not to answer the question.
5. Seahawks coach Pete Carroll was asked if this was "a must-win game." The Super Bowl. He was talking about the Super Bowl.
6. Seahawks linebacker Bobby Wagner was asked about the worst thing he had seen to that point of Media Day. Wagner said it was surprisingly subdued. Then, he was immediately asked by a separate reporter, "What do you do if you have to go to the bathroom?"
