And all thru the town,
Tard fans were confident they'd tear the goal posts down;
With Lamar Jackson doing his thing, certainly Petrino would run up the score,
Why this gm would be easy... almost a bore;
But what Tard fans didn't count on was the Cats running game,
With Benny and Boom putting Red Birds to shame;
With Jo Jo Kemp in the mix for good measure,
UKs stable was full of running back treasures;
"Well the Cats D is no good," you could hear the Cards shout;
But suddenly Jordan Jones knocked Lamar's *** out!
The stretcher was necessary,
as the players began to pray, in hopes that Lamar would be OK.
The game continued and the Cats started to roll,
at half Petrino even nixed UL's good luck stripper pole.
As the game progressed into the 2nd half;
The Cards tried to field a punt but it became a gaff.
The Cats took over and Benny got mean,
He ran thru them Birds like a Big Blue machine!
Coach Stoops got excited and cracked a big smile,
Then Boom exploded down the sidelines and the Ville turned vile;
It didn't matter, as the Cats could not be stopped,
Kentucky had restored order, lil Brother had been topped.
By Stephen "Johnson" Foster
Tard fans were confident they'd tear the goal posts down;
With Lamar Jackson doing his thing, certainly Petrino would run up the score,
Why this gm would be easy... almost a bore;
But what Tard fans didn't count on was the Cats running game,
With Benny and Boom putting Red Birds to shame;
With Jo Jo Kemp in the mix for good measure,
UKs stable was full of running back treasures;
"Well the Cats D is no good," you could hear the Cards shout;
But suddenly Jordan Jones knocked Lamar's *** out!
The stretcher was necessary,
as the players began to pray, in hopes that Lamar would be OK.
The game continued and the Cats started to roll,
at half Petrino even nixed UL's good luck stripper pole.
As the game progressed into the 2nd half;
The Cards tried to field a punt but it became a gaff.
The Cats took over and Benny got mean,
He ran thru them Birds like a Big Blue machine!
Coach Stoops got excited and cracked a big smile,
Then Boom exploded down the sidelines and the Ville turned vile;
It didn't matter, as the Cats could not be stopped,
Kentucky had restored order, lil Brother had been topped.
By Stephen "Johnson" Foster
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