UNC isn't the only school with issues...

[LowCountryCat]

 

[funKYcat75]

Yep. Whatever school the OP went to had a terrible sense-of-humor department.

 

[HymanKaplan_rivals48997]

OP - do us all a favor and sterilize yourself.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Mods, please ban the OP for the fatal combo of wasting precious Paddock space and a general lack of sense of humor.

TIA