yeah looking back its hard to believe how the NCAA allowed such shenanigans. Score like 12-8 and 10-6 are hard to imagine. The four corners alone take some of the luster off Dean's legacy.
UNC's self imposed punishment.
- Thread starter skysdad
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I stole this idea from someone at PackPride but UNCheat should be forced to use this mascot...
The wine and cheese crowd must drink green kool-aid and eat cheez whiz on wheat thins for all home games for a year. OFC
No more late Night With Roy for three years and no dancing from HOF Coach Roy Williams forever. OFC
Roy will be given 5 extra timeouts per game and be forced to use every damn one.
John Swofford must attend all Clemson home athletic events for a year dressed in sissy blue gear for a year. Yes that will require him to move to Clemson during that time . OFC
Will wear black uni's at all away and neutral site ball games for one year. OFC
Roy must hold only "paper practices" for one season.
Roy has to be read a bedtime story by Makhtar N'Diaye every night for a calendar year.
UNC and Kentucky must combine schools and form UoD (University of Douche Bags). And out on the quad they can gamble and shoot dice with their teeth.
Those tee shirts Williams throws out before UNC home games must read "Roy Knew" on the front "And So Did Dean!" on back
Make him the faculty advisor for all tarhole athletes who major or takes courses in African Studies.
You guys do realize UNC has to hire people to look up and define for them "self imposed penalty" After dropping 10+ mil to avoid issues its just not in the budget.