I've been to Iowa a couple of times for work. If I had grown up in Iowa, the first thing on my "to do" list would be to do the things I needed in school to GTFO of Iowa as soon as I graduated. Not to pick on Iowa, because the same would go for the states in the surrounding region.
I have some Iowa stories
Was stationed at Offutt AFB across the river in NE for a while - arguably the most buck wild / careless / irresponsible period of my life......
Good memories of Iowa:
Seeing Page/Plant at Aimes (Iowa St) play for 3 hours on the "No Quarter" tour
So-So Iowa Memories
Driving into the vanity of a twister at night while stonedtotheBeJeezus
Talking uncontrollable SEC smack to 3 dudes in their house at a party where I barely had a legit reason to be there.....being "asked 5o leave".....then taleng asleep on the freeway and running off the road just to wake the F up
Bad Iowa:
hit and run with my girlfriends car spun into a 180 degree turnoff the freeway
She then tried to slap the **** out of me shortly afterwards
F;ing Iowa
I still don't understand i5