Time for some bathroom humor.
The boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
That's why I poop on company time.
Do you do it?
The boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
That's why I poop on company time.
Do you do it?
Savages.We had a bomb threat once when someone wrote "Fear the Bomb" with a smiley face in their own excrement on the bathroom stall. We had to stand out in the hot summer sun for 2 hours. Don't do that. Would not recommend.
There's no better s#it than one you're getting paid to do. I try to strategically plan my dumps so that I'm doing it at work between meetings and conference calls.
My old office had a private bathroom and the toilet had a TOTO Washlet.
I have been to the mountaintop.
I normally don't have a problem, but if I notice I haven't went after lunch I will go sit until it happens.every day like clockwork. Sometimes twice. Sometimes I don't even have to go and I'll just sit there til something falls out.
I've travelled in sales for 40 years so I would consider my workplace toilet to be anywhere I can find a clean one. Have enjoyed some of the graffiti through the years. I remember in particular one at a Stuckeys in Arkedelphia, Arkansas in 1983.
" here I sit, a$$hole flexin'
Giving birth to another Texan"
There's no better s#it than one you're getting paid to do. I try to strategically plan my dumps so that I'm doing it at work between meetings and conference calls.
I've been known to run people out of the bathroom when I am taking a dump. A few times when I am doing my business, guys would walk in and say "Who the hell died in here?" After that, I try to do it in a bigger, but less traffic bathroom. It's a good 15min walk from my office. So, it's more like a 45min round trip to take a crap.
I can't help it if I'm regular every day at 10am... Other than weekends.Time for some bathroom humor.
The boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
That's why I poop on company time.
Do you do it?
Had the same problem several years ago in a small office I was working in. The "Mad Crapper" would leave splatter patterns that appeared to be physically impossible to make. Single bathroom for men, so toilet was always ruined for the day.We have a dude at work that makes the toilet look as if someone sprayed it with tobacco juice. The janitorial service doesn't even bother cleaning the restroom until after he's done. By process of elimination the other employees were able to figure out who was doing it since it was around 8 in the morning and 1 in the afternoon. Must be time released. We also used to have a lady in the mail room that would literally blow out the women's restroom which is located next to a water fountain. She would leave the door open so it could air out but you can bet that no one was drinking the water after that.
I work at many different companies. I judge the quality of a company based on the setup and cleanliness of the bathrooms. Google is a great company boys, but I'm concerned about their ability to really think things through. For example, all the toilets at Google are heated, electric and include a bidet. But the downside - small stalls and not much distance between the crappers, the urinals and the sinks. It's like putting wood grain trim, Italian leather seats and a Burmester sound system in a Civic. Just not comfortable unless you are in there by yourself.
On the other hand, I worked for a consulting company whose Chicago office bathroom set up was premier - although I think it was an accident based on the fact that the previous owners had a gym on the floor. When you walk into the bathroom you have your urinals and sinks at the front. Want to take a crap? You have to walk down a 15-foot corridor with three stalls all inclosed by full doors. Great for everyone. If you go take a piss you don't have to see, smell or hear people taking a dump. If you go in there to take a dump, no one can see you. It cannot get any better.
shaggy explains:What is the proper decorum for when you go into the restroom and it smells like a dozen cats died in a sauna fire, then just as you finish and get ready to walk out somebody else walks in?
Do you explain that it wasn't you or what is the best way to handle that?