Visiting the throne at work

[LineSkiCat14]

I DO however, have the habit of always going to a different floor or bathroom than what my company uses. 100 guys could crap in that toilet before me, but if just ONE of them is someone I hate or is .. hygienically unkempt.. than I have to go somewhere else. I'm not trying to see the entire office in there, especially when they bother me about ****. So I'll gladly take a little walk to find peace and quiet in the bathroom, away from where some mushed-mouthed goon didn't just wipe his blood boogers all over the stall walls.

 

[deebert]

What is the proper decorum for when you go into the restroom and it smells like a dozen cats died in a sauna fire, then just as you finish and get ready to walk out somebody else walks in?

Do you explain that it wasn't you or what is the best way to handle that?

WALK OF SHAME
Definition: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with all farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

Of course, this is for the person who stunk it up in the first place, not you.

 

[Supreme Lord Z]

All of you are wrong. If you are in the restroom and it stinks horribly and just as you walk out someone else walks in... then the correct response is to high five the person coming in.

 

[funKYcat75]

Just cut it out.

 

[Captain Forehead]

All of you are wrong. If you are in the restroom and it stinks horribly and just as you walk out someone else walks in... then the correct response is to high five the person coming in.

This. If I make the person walking in give me the look of horror that says "what did you do?" Then I'm owning it. If they can't take it, they can go find another bathroom.