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Hungry Jack

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Nov 17, 2008
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It has been quite the convergence of events around here. I think something VERY BIG is going on, right under our noses.

It started Saturday evening at Ryan Field. Those protestors were not the greenhorn college kids they appeared to be. They were cyborg agents.

The spectacle they created were designed to arouse the suspicions of our more conservative member base, and dry them into this domain. With our most conservative users actively engaged, tracer bots could quickly pinpoint IP addresses and geophysical locations.

They know who we are, and where we are. This will help them find our guns. Lots of them.

Look at what else transpired on Saturday. That Cincinnati fumble at the goal line to put the outcome in doubt? LSU giving Bama a scare? Ohio State letting Nebraska hang around?

The more intrigue in sports, the more WE go online and chat. The more THEY know about us.

It continued on Sunday. The Jags beat the Bills. How does that happen? Aaron Rodgers made more noise than anybody, and he did not even play!!!! That guy on the Raiders with his guns. Odell Beckham.

And last night we saw the culmination of it. Tony Corrente single-handedly gripped the American sportsworld.

And just as when we all wanted to venture onto the Webesphere to stoke our shock and rage...

THEY STRUCK.

The free Internet died on Monday morning.

The servers were hacked. Domains were overwritten. Security protocols wiped. Communications negated. Information decrypted. Civilization exposed.

SKYNET is self aware.

They are coming.
 
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xxxbobxxx

Sophomore
Mar 12, 2005
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It has been quite the convergence of events around here. I think something VERY BIG is going on, right under our noses.

It started Saturday evening at Ryan Field. Those protestors were not the greenhorn college kids they appeared to be. They were cyborg agents.

The spectacle they created were designed to arouse the suspicions of our more conservative member base, and dry them into this domain. With our most conservative users actively engaged, tracer bots could quickly pinpoint IP addresses and geophysical locations.

They know who we are, and where we are. This will help them find our guns. Lots of them.

Look at what else transpired on Saturday. That Cincinnati fumble at the goal line to put the outcome in doubt? LSU giving Bama a scare? Ohio State letting Nebraska hang around?

The more intrigue in sports, the more WE go online and chat. The more THEY know about us.

It continued on Sunday. The Jags beat the Bills. How does that happen? Aaron Rodgers made more noise than anybody, and he did not even play!!!! That guy on the Raiders with his guns. Odell Beckham.

And last night we saw the culmination of it. Tony Corrente single-handedly gripped the American sportsworld.

And just as when we all wanted to venture onto the Webesphere to stoke our shock and rage...

THEY STRUCK.

The servers were hacked. Domains were overwritten. Security protocols wiped. Communications negated. Information decrypted. Civilization exposed.

SKYNET is self aware.

They are coming.
Are you saying Florida is a bot?
 

NUCat320

Senior
Dec 4, 2005
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It has been quite the convergence of events around here. I think something VERY BIG is going on, right under our noses.

It started Saturday evening at Ryan Field. Those protestors were not the greenhorn college kids they appeared to be. They were cyborg agents.

The spectacle they created were designed to arouse the suspicions of our more conservative member base, and dry them into this domain. With our most conservative users actively engaged, tracer bots could quickly pinpoint IP addresses and geophysical locations.

They know who we are, and where we are. This will help them find our guns. Lots of them.

Look at what else transpired on Saturday. That Cincinnati fumble at the goal line to put the outcome in doubt? LSU giving Bama a scare? Ohio State letting Nebraska hang around?

The more intrigue in sports, the more WE go online and chat. The more THEY know about us.

It continued on Sunday. The Jags beat the Bills. How does that happen? Aaron Rodgers made more noise than anybody, and he did not even play!!!! That guy on the Raiders with his guns. Odell Beckham.

And last night we saw the culmination of it. Tony Corrente single-handedly gripped the American sportsworld.

And just as when we all wanted to venture onto the Webesphere to stoke our shock and rage...

THEY STRUCK.

The servers were hacked. Domains were overwritten. Security protocols wiped. Communications negated. Information decrypted. Civilization exposed.

SKYNET is self aware.

They are coming.
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